Mundane News

[postman]

I was in town today,handing over the order and final payment for our Christmas dinner twenty of us this year.Then it was on to a coffee shop in the centre that i like and use a lot.Now i have an off beat sense of humour,some might not think so.So as i grab hold of the door handle to walk in,i see the sign that says please pull.I order my latte stand near the young chap who is making it. and ask,where do i sit, to try and chat up the older ladies,i have been asked to pull.Tuesday is my best day it's then i get my pension.Laughing, he replied,he did not know,as ladies were not on his radar.It was brilliant,i thanked him for his humour.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

First cardiac rehab session, my assessment, next Monday at nine, at last things are moving.

 

[Illaveago]

what is your scan for?

I think they may be looking for a brain, it sometimes goes walk about.
It was like going into a cross between a pencil sharpener and a washing machine. It didn't take long and we had to come back in the rain but at least it wasn't as bad as the drive down.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Have you thought about selling stuff on here?

I'm not selling my bikes

 

[Hill Wimp]

Henry is worth at least a tenner.

Merlump on the other hand is available for free.

I think we need to rescue Merlot.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Are you sure? He doesn't look as though there is much eating on him.

 

[TVC]

I think we need to rescue Merlot.

When can you collect her?

 

[potsy]

When can you collect her?

Does Lu know you are trying to give Merlot away?

 

[potsy]

As it's Saturday you know what I'm having to eat tonight

 

[hopless500]

I'm in the pub.
Waiting to go and see the Magical Beasts film

 

[TVC]

As it's Saturday you know what I'm having to eat tonight

A fresh fruit smoothy, a raw veg salad and a large glass of spring water?

 

[potsy]

A fresh fruit smoothy, a raw veg salad and a large glass of spring water?

Close

 

[Hill Wimp]

Henry is not home

 

[potsy]

Henry is not home

Stolen?

 

[TVC]

Henry is not home

Developing his territory no doubt. His belly will bring him home.