Mundane News

[SWSteve]

Christmas markets aren't that great

 

[hopless500]

I've cut the grass

 

[TVC]

Bubble Witch Saga level 200 completed.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I've cut the grass

Your grass is still growing? I'm planning to drain the gas from my mower, as well as the oil, and store it for winter.

 

[Gravity Aided]

New headphones are wonderful. And I got in and out of Target before Mrs. GA could get back from fast food line.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Some roast, salted peanuts seem to have disappeared

 

[Hill Wimp]

Mr R bought me a bottle of Ophir Gin...


...he's a good boy!

I really like Mr R.

That's nice Gin.

My house alarm went off earlier whilst I was at work. My friend is my keyholes. I asked her to count the cats then check the Gin before anything else.

 

[TVC]

We have had fresh tropical fruit with yoghurt. We are good.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Owing to circumstances beyond my self control 38 years ago I've only just got around to beer o'clock.

 

[summerdays]

Go onto the Royal Mail website. Enter the weight and dimensions and they'll give you price options. You can also pay for and print off a postage label

Last time I did that I got told off by the dragon in the post office (a long lecture about how I was taking their jobs away... I haven't dared since an we always avoid her if we can)

 

[TVC]

I have been so very good tonight, just fruit to eat and water to drink. Tomorrow is the monthly comedy night at the pub, so I'll make up for it.

 

[TVC]

Wine and eau de vie then?




*This is a humorous aside, in case a certain you know who is watching. It's not nasty trolling... (despite whatever the desperate old louche from Leicester might say)...

Why are you calling @raleighnut a louche?

 

[tyred]

I got my hair cut today.

 

[tyred]

Which one?


This is also not a disparaging or nasty remark, suggesting that @tyree may be a little thin on top.

All three of them.

 

[potsy]

See... it's called banter.

I think you'll find us young people call it bantz