Mundane News

[raleighnut]

The beard obviously required serious cultivation and maintenance. It was like an over-primped bowl of Shredded Wheat.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Sorry, but I'm no David Attenborough. I haven't studied those exotic creatures' habitats and habits. The beard obviously required serious cultivation and maintenance. It was like an over-primped bowl of Shredded Wheat.

I saw someone with a beard net in my local Waitrose once...

 

[Maverick Goose]

We've spent most of the day walking round the Birmingham German christmas market.

Das ist roit bostin!

 

[slowmotion]

I saw someone with a beard net in my local Waitrose once...

Was he fishing for one?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Don't go popping that hip out with the rumbles !!

I nearly popped it today when i put my crutch forward only to see it slip on the wet floor. I went forward and to stop myself going over i stuck out my right leg(the one with the dodgy hip)it was ok after a fair bit of pain,but it sh.t me up!!

 

[tyred]

I think it is time for my beauty sleep.

 

[classic33]

Did You Know....?
Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

 

[TVC]

The weather forecast says . It looks pretty dark here.

Don't worry, I'll make it lighter for you, just give me an hour or so to sort it out.

 

[hopless500]

Nnnnnooooooooooooooo.
I've avoided this hideous cough & cold everyone has for nearly 3 weeks.. and now I have a bit of a sore throat and headache. Not too bad at the mo but probably means when we go away next week it will be kicking in

 

[hopless500]

Thank you, TVC. Can you also make me into a super fit athlete?

Not sure he can manage 2 miracles in one morning

 

[Smithbat]

Mr Hop has given in and gone to the docs. Who talked bollocks and said it may be adult whooping cough as his lungs sounded clear. That means I know at least 8 people who currently have whooping cough

Apparently,there is a lot about in those born in the 60's and 70's because many were not vaccinated against it as there was a scare at the time.

 

[Smithbat]

Pretty sky here this morning too.

 

[hopless500]

Apparently,there is a lot about in those born in the 60's and 70's because many were not vaccinated against it as there was a scare at the time.

Except I know our doctor - last time I had bronchitis I went in desperately needing to cough, but didn't until he'd had a listen - and of course my lungs were gurgling. The minute I'd coughed, surprise surprise, they sounded clear.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm getting a smell of cherry flavoured Tunes. I don't know where it's coming from but it smells nice!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Das ist roit bostin!

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