Mundane News

[summerdays]

I'm been drinking left over mulled wine from entertaining some friends on Sunday.... there is still quite a bit left it would be a shame to waste it!

 

[raleighnut]

I'm been drinking left over mulled wine from entertaining some friends on Sunday.... there is still quite a bit left it would be a shame to waste it!

Has it not got a bit cool by now.

 

[summerdays]

Has it not got a bit cool by now.

Microwave is brilliant at warming even large mugs of mulled wine!

 

[raleighnut]

Microwave is brilliant at warming even large mugs of mulled wine!

 

[Speicher]

Sorry, they didn't have any, I got you a pork pie instead, hope that's OK.

It's a festive pork pie, there's a dried cranberry on the top.

No, sorry, that will not be okay, you can give it to Rocky instead, if you like.

 

[Speicher]

I will keeping eating lots of mice pies, rather than porky pies.

 

[TVC]

I will keeping eating lots of mice pies, rather than porky pies.

Will they have dried cranberrys on top?

 

[perplexed]

I liberally applied candle wax to the floor to enable the smooth insertion of my Smeg into the receiving aperture.

It worked a treat.

 

[mybike]

I must say that this cold thingy just seems to go on and on. It must be powered by " Those" batteries.

You mean those batteries that used to be guaranteed not to leak but now seem to leak worse than the cheap ones?

No, sorry, that will not be okay, you can give it to Rocky instead, if you like.

But only if it cost £1

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All these complaints about colds & sore throats. My voice died during the carol service yesterday. Perhaps the sympathy should be given to others tho'.

 

[Illaveago]

You mean those batteries that used to be guaranteed not to leak but now seem to leak worse than the cheap ones?

Do you mean those batteries that had a certain metal coloured top?

 

[mybike]

Do you mean those batteries that had a certain metal coloured top?

Could be. And a different coloured bottom.

 

[potsy]

Did @potsy survive?

Just.

 

[tyred]

The light fairy was busy in my attic over the summer tying my Christmas tree lights up in knots

I wish I hadn't bothered bringing them down now considering how long I spent untangling the "$%£%^^*

 

[Smithbat]

I have had a fabulous evening Carol Singing with my Guides, however I managed to fall over and now my ankle is swelling. A night with an icepack is on the cards I feel.

 

[Salty seadog]

I had to check to see whether they made chocolate ones. I only remember the strawberry and butterscotch flavours. Still, it might make you feel better....

Now you're talking.....