Mundane News

[hopless500]

There is a man in the extension laying tiles.

A little more painful than eggs I should think.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I'm having chilli for lunch.

 

[summerdays]

After months and months and months... our hall is finally a different colour...... (started this project BEFORE the gate). Ok it's only white but at least it's no longer plaster coloured! It's going to stay white till after the Christmas shenanigans....

 

[potsy]

Woo just been given a bottle of Chardonnay, that's somebody's Christmas present sorted

 

[hopless500]

I have Baileys. And gin. And prosecco. And Ferero Rocher.
Sorted
(may be a small amount of beer too)

 

[Oxo]

I have a little consternation about my mince pies.

The ones on the left of the rack in the oven appear to be doing a little more quickly than the ones on the right.

Could this be due to Brexit?

Seems a likely explanation, the left not knowing what the right is doing etc. etc.

 

[TVC]

Who could want for anything more?

A pie as well? One with a dried cranberry on it, after all it is Christmas.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Just back from a mystery tour with my fellow senior citizens. The trip ended at the Bullshead in Wolvey for a good christmas dinner washed down with cider and wine. I also won a fiver at bingo.

 

[Oxo]

Only one cranberry, as you said, it is Christmas.

 

[Oxo]

Just back from a mystery tour with my fellow senior citizens. The trip ended at the Bullshead in Wolvey for a good christmas dinner washed down with cider and wine. I also won a fiver at bingo.

Now if I won a fiver at bingo it would be a mystery. I've never,ever played.

 

[Gravity Aided]

A pie as well? One with a dried cranberry on it, after all it is Christmas.

We call that a craisin over here.

 

[classic33]

There won't be any left.

@Hill Wimp has already tried drinking Yorkshire dry!

Not a chance!

 

[mybike]

What is this work that people are speaking of?

I think it's what they have to do to keep us in comfort.

Did you copy that comment from your last appraisal?

What's one of them? Are they worth eating?

 

[mybike]

I have a little consternation about my mince pies.

The ones on the left of the rack in the oven appear to be doing a little more quickly than the ones on the right.

Could this be due to Brexit?

It's down to the currant leader of the Labour Party.

 

[Illaveago]

Had a day with the fairies, slept most of it. Sent the person that sent me the wrong parcel an email and left a message on their answering machine.