Mundane News

[Rickshaw Phil]

I finished the stock take today. 3 days ahead of the deadline. The works Christmas lunch tomorrow feels earned.

 

[potsy]

2 days to go

Then I get a massive 4 days off for Christmas

 

[Lullabelle]

Last year the M D came in a couple of days before we finished for Christmas and us 3 ladies got a peck on the cheek, I thought it was a bit of a laugh, my boss flushed bright red and my colleague got quite ruffled and waited for him to leave before making a huge fuss, she doesn't like to be touched (not sure how drunk she must have been to conceive twice), he is back in on Thursday and we were reminded of last year. My boss pulled a face, my colleague isn't bothered as she finished today but both made a right hoo ha over it. Don't understand the fuss, ok he isn't exactly Mr Universe but he is nice guy so it really is no big deal.

 

[Speicher]

I wish. The plan was to be heading to Iceland for Christmas, but we switched it to next summer.

So it's Waitrose instead for Christmas eh.

Thank you.

If I had replied and mentionned a certain frozen food shop, I would have got a from TVC.

 

[Salty seadog]

hmmm, ok, then it's yours. I'll replace with a McEwans Champion Ale.

The McEwans was a disappointment.

As you were...

 

[raleighnut]

After Old Peculier anything is a bit of a disappointment.

 

[PeteXXX]

I've got a snaggy bit on the right side of the nail on my left pinkie...
If I have time tomorrow, I'll snip it off.

 

[Salty seadog]

After Old Peculier anything is a bit of a disappointment.

Only just popped the cap on the Old Peculier. As you can see I'm having a very civilised evening on my own.

 

[Salty seadog]

I've got a snaggy bit on the right side of the nail on my left pinkie...
If I have time tomorrow, I'll snip it off.

Thats very restrained of you Pete, I usually play with it for a couple of hours twiddling the loose skin between my fingers and then finally just rip it off immediatly regretting it and being sore for ages.

 

[slowmotion]

This morning, while lying in the bath, I decided to treat my face to a new Lidl razor blade. I tried to attack the plastic bubble that the four-pack came in with some nail clippers...to no avail. After a certain amount of effing and blinding, I went downstairs to get my hacksaw and cut the packaging in half using the lavatory bowl as a workbench. All I wanted was a comfortable shave FFS!

 

[hopless500]

A mature cheddar and beetroot sandwich

beetroot.

 

[hopless500]

@User14044 only one I'm afraid,

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However, we also have these.

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We have about 20 sheep in the kitchen. Following a Tesco visit tomorrow that should be doubled.

 

[hopless500]

2 days to go

Then I get a massive 4 days off for Christmas

2/3 of a day to go. Then only a short time of xxxxx days before getting back next year. For a whole two and a bit weeks. Then I'm going to need the couple of weeks I've booked off to recover

 

[hopless500]

After Old Peculier anything is a bit of a disappointment.

Old Peculier these days is a disappointment. When they moved it many moons ago, they destroyed it. And it used to be my favourite beer

 

[Salty seadog]

We have about 20 sheep in the kitchen. Following a Tesco visit tomorrow that should be doubled.

Like your style Hop...