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Salty seadog

Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
This morning, while lying in the bath, I decided to treat my face to a new Lidl razor blade. I tried to attack the plastic bubble that the four-pack came in with some nail clippers...to no avail. After a certain amount of effing and blinding, I went downstairs to get my hacksaw and cut the packaging in half using the lavatory bowl as a workbench. All I wanted was a comfortable shave FFS!

Should have just gone straight for the hacksaw.....granted not as smooth a shave but less frustrating.
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Another night on the settee - that's been about 4 on the trot with my back not letting me get comfy. At least I don't get a thick ear as well.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
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Hmm, I should have remembered Desperate Dan....
As it happens I was eating cow pie today in the pic I posted in the sqirtable food thread.....and I'm a Dan.
Just checking my memory, Desperate Dan used a blowtorch
desperatedan.jpg
 

lutonloony

Über Member
Location
torbay
Sleep eludes me
 

Hill Wimp

Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
Flounder, cod and crab for supper, among other things. Dogs are making those weird beagle sinus noises, like a snore, which means they are chuffed we're having fish for supper.
Damn if I were to have read this earlier I would have been there.

The hounds would not have got a look in.
 
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