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Gravity Aided

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Now wait a minute..
Santa arrives by a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer who can fly, yet he has to leave town the next day walking along the railroad tracks like an ordinary bindle-stiff? I mean, the guy didn't bring me doodley, but I'd at least give him a lift out of town in a dignified manner. (Mrs. GA's fabled car, not my own.)
 
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TVC

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Now wait a minute..
Santa arrives by a sleigh pulled by eight tiny reindeer who can fly, yet he has to leave town the next day walking along the railroad tracks like an ordinary bindle-stiff? I mean, the guy didn't bring me doodley, but I'd at least give him a lift out of town in a dignified manner. (Mrs. GA's fabled car, not my own.)
If I'd spent the last 24 hours doing 4.5million mph whilst all the time looking at 8 reindeer's bums I think I would be ready for a quiet walk to reflect.
 

Gravity Aided

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If I'd spent the last 24 hours doing 4.5million mph whilst all the time looking at 8 reindeer's bums I think I would be ready for a quiet walk to reflect.
I can be quite a chatty driver, as well. Might be irritating to someone who has had to talk to innumerable children at Christmastide. He probably just wants some silence, and maybe a stop at the Cracker Barrel.
 

TVC

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The family have descended, I have retreated to the kitchen, my natural domain and safe place.
 

Speicher

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This morning I watched about one hundred daft horse riders in jackets and jodphurs, as they very slowly trotted through the field at the end of my garden. They had a small pack of dogs with them, about twenty yards ahead of the main group. Mr Fox would have heard them from about half a mile away. I presume that if necessary, foxes can swim about twenty yards. Which means it could escape that way.

Did I mention that I once accidentally on purpose sabotaged a deer hunt?
 
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