Mundane News

[Deleted member 1258]

A happy and prosperious new year to one and all.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A happy and prosperious new year to one and all.

Aw, I was hoping for a preposterous new year!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'm sat here on my sick bed on my own in the darkness with just my phone for company, I'm full of snot have a hacking cough and sore ears, all my tubes are blocked. And that is no way to be on new years eve, not even for an old cynic like me

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm sat here on my sick bed on my own in the darkness with just my phone for company, I'm full of snot have a hacking cough and sore ears, all my tubes are blocked. And that is no way to be on new years eve, not even for an old cynic like me

That's miserable, get well soon.

 

[hopless500]

Our meal didn't happen. What we wanted was off and the rest didn't appeal. After awkwardness and arsyness from Mr Hop we had another drink with our friends and are now home. Jools it is then

 

[hopless500]

Happy New Year to one and all.

Fabbers has just cooked a lovely surf and turf stir fry. The tea is brewing and then to gather stuff together for a night ride on the Bromptons to the beach where we will sit tucked up in sleeping bags and heating mulled wine on the trangia. Then some champers at the appropriate time

Both of us have hacking coughs so tomorrow may be a day of feeling sorry for ourselves on the sofa cuddling cats.

Sounds fab.
(Not the hacking cough obv)

 

[hopless500]

I'm sat here on my sick bed on my own in the darkness with just my phone for company, I'm full of snot have a hacking cough and sore ears, all my tubes are blocked. And that is no way to be on new years eve, not even for an old cynic like me

It seems to shift through its various phases quickly so chin up

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm sat here on my sick bed on my own in the darkness with just my phone for company, I'm full of snot have a hacking cough and sore ears, all my tubes are blocked. And that is no way to be on new years eve, not even for an old cynic like me

The good news, if you've got the mutation I have, is that your New Year holds half days of virtual remission when you appreciate the feeling of being human again. Once you've coughed up a lakeful of lung lava, that is. That's the basic feature of waking up in the Trump Cold era. Beware, though, the remission won't last. It's just your cold practising ambushes.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Slightly early but I'll get my: Happy New Year! in now. I hope 2017 proves to be a vintage year for everyone.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I am watching Wha's Like Us on BBC Scotland - an excellent programme, well worth catching on iPlayer
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b087c9jn (not sure if that'll be the link, but it is the "watch live" link)

 

[Hill Wimp]

 

[PeteXXX]

There has been a drip on my kitchen tap for about 35 minutes.. Now it's gone!
I can only assume that it dripped when I popped upstairs for a widdle....

Karma or what!?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

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Remember, the purple bottle is not blueberry gin.

 

[PeteXXX]

There's an idiot with a beard on the television, at the moment, doing New Years hilarity....
Made only more hilarious in that it's pre-recorded.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

There's an idiot with a beard on the television, at the moment, doing New Years hilarity....
Made only more hilarious in that it's pre-recorded.

Just be thankful you dinnae have "Only An Excuse?" - f*cking dire