Mundane News

[TVC]

I am not in the loop yet (been in bed all day) but should know more shortly. I too may be sworn to secrecy?

All attempts to bribe me with food, alcohol or bundles of used ten pound notes will be considered.....

It's to do with extending the canteen isn't it, that's why Potsy is so excited.

 

[fossyant]

Dancing shoes

 

[Oxo]

Dancing shoes View attachment 219797

Clogs?

 

[skudupnorth]

Elephant poo and then use it to make some paper?

Cleared the Donkey's in the end

 

[Haitch]

I am drinking "Love Gin".

It's very

Please, not before the watershed. This is a family forum after all.

 

[potsy]

@I like Skol

Spill the beans please

He will not spill any beans, you will have to do more detective work Sherlock

 

[Salty seadog]

People in our neighbourhood don't eat kebabs. They buy them from the local takeaway, walk down the road and throw them in our garden.

Yeah, sorry about that, ....don't 'spose I can have it back can I?

 

[TVC]

He will not spill any beans, you will have to do more detective work Sherlock

Is it anything go do with your company being taken over? Rumours of it have been in the trade press for months.

 

[Oxo]

Yeah, sorry about that, ....don't 'spose I can have it back can I?

Anytime, just call round. Do you want them all or just the last one?

 

[potsy]

Is it anything go do with your company being taken over? Rumours of it have been in the trade press for months.

Rocky is a bit warmer than you

 

[Salty seadog]

Anytime, just call round. Do you want them all or just the last one?

Just the last and freshest one, I have standards.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Today, in my quest to find decent clothing to wear on the bike that isn't lycra and isn't styled and priced for hipsters (and caters for my short legs), I have learned that 'baselayer' is just the technical name for t-shirt. Now I need to find out what the technical names for 'jumper' and 'coat' are (apparently, the technical name for 'trousers' is 'trousers'), and I'll have this layering malarkey down pat. I think.

 

[TVC]

Rocky is a bit warmer than you

You've converted your Trabant into a kebab van, you legend!

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I has a cold

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhnKjR0ESPs


I have no intention of travelling to Nottingham tho

 

[TVC]

I has a cold

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhnKjR0ESPs


I have no intention of travelling to Nottingham tho

Whoa whoa whoa! We're not having the hard man of Cyclechat wimping about a cold. Man up and get back in character.