Mundane News

[Reynard]

There's a rat in mi kitchen (what am I gonna do?)
We got home yesterday and found a small pile of clay and chalk next to the cooker. Mr Hop has removed a cupboard and found It's started to excavate up the wall Not good... once the base goes it tends to avalanche

I'd lend you Casa Reynard's resident Pest Control Squad, but they are currently in the dining room having a mexican stand off with something that's under the dresser.

 

[Reynard]

Just deciding how many blankets and waterproof mats to take to wrap up with for the open air performance of Treasure Island tonight at The Minack Theatre. Rain is forecast for the whole evening.

I'd go for waterproof jacket & trews and wellies...

 

[Reynard]

Curled up with a brew and listening to TMS.

England within touching distance of wrapping up the 4th Test. Wicket just gone: Rabada cWestley bAnderson 2 (SA 195-8)

 

[Reynard]

Morne Morkel just out for a duck.

 

[Reynard]

All over. England win by 177 runs. 3-1 series win as well.

 

[hopless500]

I'd lend you Casa Reynard's resident Pest Control Squad, but they are currently in the dining room having a mexican stand off with something that's under the dresser.

I have a 3-strong pest control squad. I suspect we would have less intuders if they didn't keep bringing in and 'losing' the odd one.

 

[Reynard]

I have a 3-strong pest control squad. I suspect we would have less intuders if they didn't keep bringing in and 'losing' the odd one.

That's exactly what's happening here right now...

Fortunately it appears to be a shrew, which, due to the nature of its metabolism, is less of a bother than the other rodentical options.

 

[Old jon]

other rodentical options.

Your dictionary must be the envy of the English speaking world.

 

[mybike]

Today we've had 0,21"
Last year August had 0.84"

Anyone want to make any predictions as to whether this August's will exceed last years.

So far, 0.64.

 

[hopless500]

Your dictionary must be the envy of the English speaking world.

Rodentical needs to go into the OED!

 

[TVC]

For absolutely no reason.

 

[TVC]

What's green and hangs from trees?






Giraffe snot.

 

[Illaveago]

Stupid cooker! I wish it had knobs. I managed to get the bottom oven to come on at the right temperature and even managed to set the timer.
How did I know that it switched itself off in the meantime and waited all that time to tell me that it wasn't on

 

[classic33]

Oh! I couldn't do that, I'm useless with a mobile phone.

Use pen & paper instead then!

 

[raleighnut]

A visit to Mancland might be on the cards soon (need to change trains there if travelling to Mums)

Wonder if these might be on the menu.

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/foodanddri...-manchester/ar-AApConD?li=AAnZ9Ug&ocid=OIE9HP