Mundane News

[Lullabelle]

There is a birthday girl in the office today, I may have 4 bars of unopened chocolate

 

[Speicher]

I do not have a pond but I am seeing fraby bogs in my garden, and the occasional fri bigger frog.

 

[postman]

Stood waiting in Poundland this morning for Mrs Postman to pay for shower gel.When a youngish lad stopped at the haircare display,took down a hairbrush,flicked it through his locks a few times,checked the mirror,put the brush back and walked out,pillock.

 

[TVC]

There is a birthday girl in the office today, I may have 4 bars of unopened chocolate

Hold on, I'm on my way.

 

[MontyVeda]

I'm off!

 

[Levo-Lon]

About 10 families of travalers.."i say travalers but there in Peterborough all year round" have moved onto the very nicely kept grass area outside work..dogs going mad kids screaming ..police and council been..48hrs to shift them..Lovely .. they have been on this land before but the council decided it's best to leave a 20ft wide gap in the posts so they can come back...

 

[postman]

There were on some very nice land near us.The locals went berserk.Local councillors were as much use as chocolate fireguards it seems,that is according to the Lib Dems who raised a bit of a noise about it.They finally went after about two weeks,portable toilets were provided three skips were set up for them.So just a few days later another bunch set down,you could not make it up.So todayi noticed the area a large open green space has a 'ring' of tree trunks some very big ones.Let's see how good they are in stopping visitors.

 

[Illaveago]

I just popped out in my car and came back to find that I now have a puncture. I pumped it back up but is now on its way back down again.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I ate a bowl of carrot and coriander soup for lunch.

 

[ianrauk]

 

[Katherine]

DuckDuckGo* "Oiseau" and you'll find quite a few possible French cheeses.

* For those who dislike Google's hegemony.

Thank you!!

 

[Illaveago]

Take it to Kwik fit

I'll take it to Bathwick Tyres. Luckily the tyre is almost down to the indicator block so it will need replacing soon, just sooner than I thought.

 

[Gravity Aided]

A Snickers?!?! The dirty pervert.....

Hey, it could've been a Milky Way.

 

[MikeG]

Thank you!!

You know that L'oiseau is French for a bird? So this isn't a geographical name, but a made-up one.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Or a Curly Wurly...

I lurve curly wurlys