Mundane News

[slowmotion]

[QUOTE 4926649, member: 43827"]The preparation pack for my imminent colonoscopy arrived today.

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Industrial strength laxatives? You have my sympathy.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

[QUOTE 4926649, member: 43827"]The preparation pack for my imminent colonoscopy arrived today.

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I had a failed one a couple of years ago: it felt all wrong and they kept on telling me to relax, which only made my soul cry ''this is all wrong'' even louder. Eventually they came back with the offer of giving me a general anaesthetic, and I negotiated an ''if the symptoms recur, go ahead...'' agreement but they didn't so I didn't.

Anyhow, I hope it goes smoothly for you.

EDIT: no, actually it was a failed cystoscopy. As you were...sorry.

 

[Speicher]

I apologise to everyone who thought my enquiry about Dutch was serious.

I was obviously being too subtle following my comment about using a spanner and a chisel to open the phone. The destructions are not in Double Dutch, the English version is on the reverse of the Dutch one.

 

[StuAff]

[QUOTE 4926553, member: 21629"]Not bad !

Will check tomorrow how I feel on the bike/if I can ride it all. It's too dark to do it now.[/QUOTE]
GWS xx

 

[Katherine]

I apologise to everyone who thought my enquiry about Dutch was serious.

I was obviously being too subtle following my comment about using a spanner and a chisel to open the phone. The destructions are not in Double Dutch, the English version is on the reverse of the Dutch one.

 

[Gravity Aided]

At least one of our foreign correspondents appears to be taking a break...

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[Speicher]

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I think he means a foreign correspondent who frequents the "Politics and Life" part of the forum.

 

[Gravity Aided]

[QUOTE 4926649, member: 43827"]The preparation pack for my imminent colonoscopy arrived today.

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So very very sorry. Best of luck with that.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I think he means a foreign correspondent who frequents the "Politics and Life" part of the forum.

Oh, lordy.

 

[Reynard]

Finally, finally, finally finished "Late Night Truths", chapter 43 of my Babylon 5 fanfic.

This one's been giving me grief for quite some time trying to get it to work. The solution was to move some scenes around and cut it a bit short LOL... Neroon is on his way back to Minbar from Vonarel Station, the Wind Sword clan computer archive has been hacked by persons unknown and Linda is discovering that when a Human attempts to sleep on a Minbari bed, it invariably means spending part of the night picking oneself up off the floor...

My fanfic is called "The Fires We Breed", charts Minbar's slide towards civil war, is canon compliant and spans from the s3 episode "Grey 17 is Missing" through to the s4 episode "Moments of Transition".

 

[slowmotion]

Hard for you to believe, but until a few months ago, I used to be normal. My BMI is now 26.5 and I'm "Overweight". Years of quinoa and expensive mineral water stretch ahead of me. Does that count as living?

 

[classic33]

Hard for you to believe, but until a few months ago, I used to be normal. My BMI is now 26.5 and I'm "Overweight". Years of quinoa and expensive mineral water stretch ahead of me. Does that count as living?

The "World Domination Centre" is to blame.

 

[slowmotion]

The "World Domination Centre" is to blame.

Actually, carrying tonnes of lead sheeting down the ladder to my bunker is one of the few things that seems to prevent me becoming clinically obese.

 

[raleighnut]

Actually, carrying tonnes of lead sheeting down the ladder to my bunker is one of the few things that seems to prevent me becoming clinically obese.

You know that hoist you were planning on installing in the loft, just get carting all that clobber up the ladder (in manageable chunks)

 

[raleighnut]

When you're not looking where you are going when you walk into a room, you tread on the cat, the cat squeals and legs it using your foot for traction.

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Does anybody know a Doctor?

Ouch, GWS