Mundane News

[ianrauk]

 

[potsy]

Which one's the good looking one?

As if you have to ask

A gentle morning's overtime, bit of a chat, cooked brekkie, bit more chat then home for dinner, it's a hard life for us working class

 

[mybike]

I always knew I was smarter than most of you, I scored 5/6, I never doubt my intelligence.

https://www.indy100.com/article/sig...art-average-signs-symptoms-subtle-7893871?amp

Not written by the brightest:

"You doubt your intelligence

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

There is, of course, a difference between intelligence and knowledge.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I got up this morning and looked out the kitchen window to see that the big sun flower that got blown over has recovered enough to start flowering, Unfortunately, I lost the smaller one.

 

[TVC]

Clearly you're not sarcastic....

Oh, do you think.

 

[Illaveago]

British Gas just rang to say that they would like to install some new smart meters.

They can't be that smart otherwise they'd fit themselves.

 

[Lullabelle]

Poppy, as you can see, is not amused on reading this. No prawns. Or cheese. Or ham. She says that poor Merlot is extremely deprived and that suitable steps need to be taken to rectify this situation.

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Merlot is greedy and lazy so we have to keep a very close eye on her food intake and weight.

 

[Lullabelle]

Potsy and Rocky

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[Reynard]

Merlot is greedy and lazy so we have to keep a very close eye on her food intake and weight.

Have you thought about giving her a puzzle feeder?

 

[Reynard]

Garage have collected the car, I've made a batch of passion fruit jelly, Lexi has brought me two shrews, Poppy has brought me a giant spider and I am thinking of going for a ride after watching Time Team - there is another stand of hazelnut bushes I want to investigate.

 

[Illaveago]

I've just shredded an onion! I was mowing the lawn at the time.

Who says that men can't multi task?

 

[TVC]

I've just shredded an onion! I was mowing the lawn at the time.

Who says that men can't multi task?

Right, find a carrot and some cabbage and you've got a slaw, good work.

 

[lutonloony]

I had an astonishing piece of mundanity to report, unfortunately it was obviously so mundane I have forgotten it

 

[Bollo]

I've just driven to Switzerland. It's a ******* long way!

 

[Lullabelle]

Have you thought about giving her a puzzle feeder?

Not sure what that is but to be honest there is very little going on between her ears so anything that makes her think is a waste of time