Mundane News

[lutonloony]

Needed to replace horn on car ready for MOT. Apparently Suzuki Alto are made by starting with the horn and building the rest of the car around it. Finally resorted to rerouting wires and zip ties. Goes beep when required so guess ok for mot

 

[Speicher]

I've had the lid from my Trangia kettle kicking around the kitchen for ages ever since i found it in the back of a cupboard. So I opened up my Trangia to reunite the two halves......no kettle.

So, where is the kettle folks?

Have The Borrowers got it?

 

[Reynard]

Will you have to let him out?

I have a strong suspicion that output will be via litter tray LOL...

They still haven't caught it yet.

 

[raleighnut]

I have a strong suspicion that output will be via litter tray LOL...

They still haven't caught it yet.

Apart from 1 leg and the tail. DAMHIKT

 

[Salty seadog]

Have The Borrowers got it?

I can't rule it out.

 

[Reynard]

Apart from 1 leg and the tail. DAMHIKT

Yup, that sounds about right. And left exactly where one steps in bare feet upon getting out of bed...

 

[Illaveago]

I have a strong suspicion that output will be via litter tray LOL...

They still haven't caught it yet.

I meant the chap. Mind you if it was one of those vacuum cleaner salesmen he'd still be there in the morning.

 

[Reynard]

I meant the chap. Mind you if it was one of those vacuum cleaner salesmen he'd still be there in the morning.

Oh, you mean the Office of National Statistics chap...

He was in and out of here in 45 mins.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Paging @Fnaar

 

[Reynard]

The mouse has just been caught by Madam Lexi using the "flying dive under the desk" technique and has been duly snacked on.

I have disposed of the bits that were left.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I caught the 18:51 train from Staveley to Windermere yesterday evening.

 

[slowmotion]

The mileometer on the van has gone blank. It's one of those clever digital things.

Well, it used to be. Anyway, it's a worry.

 

[Reynard]

Right, I'm finishing my tea and heading off to Bedfordshire.

 

[classic33]

The mileometer on the van has gone blank. It's one of those clever digital things.

Well, it used to be. Anyway, it's a worry.

It's showing it's never been driven anywhere, that's all.

 

[classic33]

I caught the 18:51 train from Staveley to Windermere yesterday evening.

Where from?
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