Mundane News

[Dec66]

I regularly see lorries with "Caution Horses" written on the back

I've always wondered what a Caution Horse was.

Do they say Neigh to fences and ditches as you approach them ????

I regularly see security vans with "POLICE FOLLOW THIS VAN" on the back.

Is that to inform us that the van is being followed by police officers (unlikely), or to implore any police officers whom the van happens to pass to follow it (equally unlikely to happen)?

 

[Hill Wimp]

I definitely think cats have a sixth sense, or something spooky about them. Since we lost our cat nearly 4 weeks ago, this ginger thing
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Has apparantly been coming into our house every day and sometimes staying overnight. We know where he lives so we know where to take him if he over stays his welcome. He's currently asleep on my lap as I type this.

Aww he is just like Henry.

Catnap him

 

[classic33]

I regularly see security vans with "POLICE FOLLOW THIS VAN" on the back.

Is that to inform us that the van is being followed by police officers (unlikely), or to implore any police officers whom the van happens to pass to follow it (equally unlikely to happen)?

Both?

 

[classic33]

Candy off a baby

Why pinch candy from a baby?

 

[TVC]

That's us on holiday for a week, alarm clock switched off and work shoes stowed. I would like to say it's party time, but I think a shower, a scratch and a good lie in is called for first.

 

[Lullabelle]

That's us on holiday for a week, alarm clock switched off and work shoes stowed. I would like to say it's party time, but I think a shower, a scratch and a good lie in is called for first.

 

[petek]

Happy birthday to the first grey seal pup of the season born early this morning.
Mum and pup doing well.
Nine days earlier than last year's first pup.
There'll be hundreds by November. Once one mum starts.....

 

[TVC]

Dear God! Please reassure us *those* trousers won't be making an appearance....

That is a promise I cannot make.

 

[TVC]

For the larf:

 

[Dec66]

Do I have beer or wine tonight? Dinner is burgers (marrowbone burgers from the Gogs).

Wine, say I.

Red.

Drink it like you would drink beer.

Good health

 

[Dec66]

Those CCers who have met me would probably suggest that I do....

Through a straw?

I have visions of you strawpedo'ing** a bottle of Chateauneuf Du Pape now...













** to "strawpedo"; to drink alcoholic liquor, via straws, in the belief that this increases the induction rate into the bloodstream, via the relatively raised induction of oxygen along with the alcohol. Does it work? Dunno....

 

[TVC]

@User The internet has just informed me that it's Sausage week at the Crown and Punchbowl in Cambridge. Make up your own joke.

 

[TVC]

Sausage Week is 30 October - 5 November.

Was it already on your calendar?

 

[postman]

Sausage Week is 30 October - 5 November.

Today is bra less day,not that i noticed.

 

[Dec66]

Today is bra less day,not that i noticed.

Yep, I observed it.

Then tripped over me moobs, and wished I hadn't.