Mundane News

[hopless500]

You'll have to explain that petek, I'm on holiday so don't like to think too hard

Needs explaining to me too. I'm coming down with a version of man flu and my head is trying to implode and fall off

 

[potsy]

Reg is an athlete.

He told me he was.

The only time those words could be used together were if he got athlete's foot

 

[Lullabelle]

The worst clocks to change are the little computers on my bikes. And I have 3 now, even though I only use 2 of them,so I'll probably just do those. You have to use a pen to press the little buttons on the back and cycle through the menu. One little mistake and you have to go back to the beginning again. Wheel circumference, miles or kilometres, date, time.

I hope you you start to feel better soon @Lullabelle!

Thank you, I am feeling better thanks but as the day wore on I started to flag so I came home early with TVC. More medicine tonight should shake this off.

 

[Lullabelle]

Company clocking machines don't change automatically so 1st job this morning after everyone had clocked in was to sync the machines and go in and change every single clock -in time 1 by 1 by 1 by 1, also the time on my phone doesn't change either so had to do that as well thankfully I only have to do this twice a year.

 

[TVC]

I hope you feel better soon, Lu

Nurse TVC will soon be despatched to the Co-op to buy various sweet and savoury 'medicines' to help with her recovery.

 

[TVC]

Some challenges are not worthy of getting out of bed for.

The day he does more mileage than me I'll consider myself a none cyclist

You sir, are a none cyclist then

 

[Lullabelle]

I hope you feel better soon, Lu

Thank you M&S are providing adequate medicine.

 

[srw]

Are you sure you didn't mishear him, and he was saying that he lived according to the doctrine of the ascetes?

Reg? Ascetic?! Surely he's an Epicure.

 

[potsy]

You sir, are a none cyclist then

I see no evidence of your mileage, therefore I can only assume it is zero like every other year

Anyway I just used all my powers of athleticism to finish the last slice of this pizza, it was a struggle but I'm no quitter

 

[TVC]

I see no evidence of your mileage, therefore I can only assume it is zero like every other year

Anyway I just used all my powers of athleticism to finish the last slice of this pizza, it was a struggle but I'm no quitter

When has making outrageous claims of high achievement with no supporting evidence ever been a problem round here?

 

[potsy]

When has making outragrous claims of high achievement with no supporting evidence ever been a problem round here?

Wild claims should always be challenged, even the deluded ones

 

[potsy]

That could be a full time job

I wasn't offering my services

 

[Lullabelle]

Good medicine ​

 

[Reynard]

Tonight's supper was pea & ham soup with bread & butter. Absolutely lush, just what one needs when the temperatures take a dip. Made it with the stock from the gammon - which I could've sliced with a knife. Got profiteroles for dessert.

Got the fire on tonight. The girls are snuggled up in front of it. And so am I.

 

[potsy]

Just seen C5 have a load of crappy Christmas films on later this week, must be almost November