You are surprisingly chipper for a corpse.I was sad to hear it as well
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
I may have bought 2 more orchids 
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
I received an email from Katie at LIDL, apparently there is a problem with my phone number, they have been trying to call me all week. They don't actually have my phone number so not suprised they can't get through 
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
I've had that too. She's clearly two timing me.
Gravity Aided
Legendary Member
- Location
- Land of Lincoln
The old Nigerian 419, a variation on the Spanish Prisoner scam. Ask @classic33 about that there. His thread section about it is hilarious.Apparently I'm dead, apparently if I wasn't I'd be worth about twelve million.
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT
NOTIFICATION
A power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning by two
gentle men, one of them is an American national and he is MR. DAVID
DEANE by name while the other person is MR. JACK MORGAN by
name a CANADIAN national.
This gentlemen claimed to be your representative, and this power of attorney stated that you are dead, they brought an account to replace your information in other to claim your fund of $12.5 Million Usd which is now lying DORMANT and UNCLAIMED, below is the new account they have submitted:
BANK.-HSBC CANADA
Vancouver, CANADA
ACCOUNT NO. 2984-0008-66
Be further informed that this power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of throat cancer. You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information, If you are still alive, You are to contact us back immediately, Because we work 24 hrs just to ensure that we monitor all the activities going on in regards to the transfer of beneficiaries inheritance and contract payment.
You are to reply to this office immediately for clarifications on this matter as we shall be available 24 hrs to attend to you and give you the necessary guidelines on how to ensure that your payment is wired to you immediately.
Just also be informed that any further delay from your side could be dangerous, as we would not be held responsible of wrong payment.
Barrister.Charles Thomas
Finance Department Director
International Monetary Funds Agents
Gravity Aided
Legendary Member
- Location
- Land of Lincoln
Never say fix around a cat.im in need of 3 scary cat fixes
classic33
Leg End Member
I've got one!
Illaveago
Guru
- Location
- Chippenham,Wiltshire.
Have you noticed a change in behaviour? Do you only go out when it's dark and do you have difficulty shaving?
classic33
Leg End Member
Early morning walks.
mybike
Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
- Location
- Not 'emel 'empstead
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I am a bearded one, I dont shave, but I have been looking at a few evening events in the run up to Xmas
classic33
Leg End Member
The 39 hour day!
potsy
Rambler
- Location
- My Armchair
petek
Über Member
- Location
- East Coast UK
Age 65, these days it tends to be funeral invitations , however , today I received an emailed invitation together with a piccy of the engagement ring-
the size of stone upon which you would not wish to have on the end of your nose as a wart.
Sent from my buddy , similar age as me; to attend his "engagement party".
Appropriately, perhaps; the venue is in Fantasy Island at Ingoldmells.
the size of stone upon which you would not wish to have on the end of your nose as a wart.
Sent from my buddy , similar age as me; to attend his "engagement party".
Appropriately, perhaps; the venue is in Fantasy Island at Ingoldmells.
