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I did about 80 miles today, I left home in very light drizzle which turned into a torrential downpour, then cleared to lovely blue skies briefly before I ended up taking shelter under a pine tree from huge hailstones and then I got sunburned on the return leg! Just how is one supposed to predict the weather?:wacko:

At this rate, a crystal ball might be your best option :laugh:
 

MikeG

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I just need it to remain for sale until November.

A carefully planned campaign....including a horse's head nailed to the door, organising for the drug squad to raid, slurry spilled all over the front door step......you know, the usual thing..........it's a cinch.
 
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MikeG

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Suffolk
How big is the cake then ? :whistle:

Clearly not big enough to share it with us!! :smile:

Actually, it sounds as though it is minuscule, if it exists at all. I suspect our Katherine has selfishly deprived the world of the chance to share her magnificent rich dark fruit cake with inch thick marzipan by eating the whole thing herself. Away with her to the flogging tree, whereon she shall receive a damn good old fashioned thrashing to help re-awaken her community-mindedness in time for next year.
 
Morning. It is grey and damp here !

My wife and I are looking at the different side effects of certain drugs , one of which was weight gain and fatigue . So I thought that if I could record some nice footage of a cycle ride prior to taking the drugs. I could then play it back whilst sat on the exercise bike with the brake off so that I could freewheel. I wouldn't want to tire myself ! :whistle:
 
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