Mundane News

[Reynard]

I hope I don't start liking handbags and shoes .

Especially those that cost more than a really nice bike...

 

[raleighnut]

I hope I don't start liking handbags and shoes .

These would be OK though

 

[Reynard]

These would be OK though

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[raleighnut]

[QUOTE 5229633, member: 21629"]A new level of heavy rain: your waterproof clothes are soaked.[/QUOTE]
I hope you realise it's @Hill Wimp 's fault, always going on about it being 'sunny on the beach'

 

[PeteXXX]

My dishwasher has broken down




No, not MrsPete, before some wag interjects.....

 

[raleighnut]

[QUOTE 5229641, member: 21629"]I was actually going to blame @potsy - just because it's always his fault. And it's always northeners moaning about bad weather. So dearest northeners could you please be so kind and take that wet sh1t aka rain back to yourselves !!!

(walks off to check if she really hasn't developed the gills)[/QUOTE]
Northeners very seldom moan about bad weather, it's those soft Southerners that move there for cheap housing and clean air that go on all the time about it.

 

[classic33]

[QUOTE 5229641, member: 21629"]I was actually going to blame @potsy - just because it's always his fault. And it's always northeners moaning about bad weather. So dearest northeners could you please be so kind and take that wet sh1t aka rain back to yourselves !!!

(walks off to check if she really hasn't developed the gills)[/QUOTE]
Nice and sunny here, all day.

 

[raleighnut]

[QUOTE 5229664, member: 21629"]We are talking about paralel UKs then. [/QUOTE]
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&r...edroom-house&usg=AOvVaw002lm8r9asiWnjeV4I40C2

 

[raleighnut]

Nice and sunny here, all day.

Not a drop of wet stuff here and a lovely brisk wind for drying the washing.

 

[classic33]

[QUOTE 5229664, member: 21629"]We are talking about paralel UKs then. [/QUOTE]
That's the Southerner's trying to get a house back down South, after they've realised it's not like it is on Emmerdale.

 

[classic33]

[QUOTE 5229680, member: 21629"]It's getting too much English and beyond my understanding.[/QUOTE]
It's like someone moving out into the country, having seen the pictures. Then realising the cows in the fields near their house tend to stay awake longer. Then there's what comes out either end.

 

[classic33]

[QUOTE 5229686, member: 21629"]Cows are ok.
Roosters aren't. Especially at 3am.[/QUOTE]
Both look good in pictures though.

 

[raleighnut]

Both look good on a plate though.

FTFY

 

[PeteXXX]

Campanula of some sort?

 

[slowmotion]

A letter finally came from Companies House last week. The company that we formed thirty four years ago, and provided the two of us with an extremely modest income, will cease to be as of midnight tonight.

I think an immodest celebration is in order.