Mundane News

[Katherine]

Always good to have a spare, I have a big chunky one so I am desperate to find a smaller slimmer one. Even if it can only do one charge.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Anker-Port...=1528387205&sr=8-2&keywords=ankers+power+bank

 

[slowmotion]

I got a call from my GP on an unrelated matter. I mentioned that I'd like to book another of the six-weekly blood tests that are required for me to get repeat prescriptions.

Me: "......can you do a PSA test at the same time?"
GP: " Do you have any particular concerns or symptoms?"
Me: " Not anything too awful but I probably piss more frequently than I used to."
GP: " The PSA test is pretty unreliable. Actually, it's crap."
Me: " I've heard that too"
GP: " Come in on the 28th, we can discuss this and we can give you an examination."
Me: "...…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Oh Christ!...……………………………."
GP: " Yes...…………………………."Oh Christ"...…"
Me: {nervous giggle}

Well, I've been dodging this one all my life, and I feel a strange sense of relief.

 

[midlife]

Quote of the months from Springwatch.....

"I reckon those tits will be out by Saturday".

 

[MikeG]

Does anyone know where I've left my mole grips?

 

[classic33]

Does anyone know where I've left my mole grips?

On't'roof.

 

[MikeG]

No, I've not been up there for months.

And I looked in the last place I'd look, first, and they're not there either, which somewhat flummoxed me. I'm just off to look down behind the cushions on the settee.....

 

[classic33]

No, I've not been up there for months.

And I looked in the last place I'd look, first, and they're not there either, which somewhat flummoxed me. I'm just off to look down behind the cushions on the settee.....

"Site Supervisor" buried them?

 

[Fab Foodie]

[QUOTE 5270418, member: 21629"]I've got toothache. Second time in my life. Thank you wisdom tooth. [/QUOTE]
:-(

 

[Fab Foodie]

Shrimps, roasted green and white asparagus, cherry tomatoes and garlic.... my pi55 is sure gonna be aromatic tonight....

 

[MikeG]

She doesn't dig. The only thing she steals is socks, so it's not her.

 

[MikeG]

[QUOTE 5270418, member: 21629"]I've got toothache. Second time in my life. Thank you wisdom tooth. [/QUOTE]

Oh no. That's horrible.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Does anyone know where I've left my mole grips?

In the fridge. Top shelf, just behind the butter.

 

[Salty seadog]

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Shrimps, roasted green and white asparagus, cherry tomatoes and garlic.... my pi55 is sure gonna be aromatic tonight....

 

[classic33]

She doesn't dig. The only thing she steals is socks, so it's not her.

Leave no prints behind. Anything else missing?

 

[slowmotion]

Mole grips are often still tenaciously stuck to the last thing you clamped them to. Cast your mind back.....

Edit: BTW, have you seen my smallest cold chisel?