Mundane News

[MikeG]

One toasted cheese sandwich later and I feel a lot better.

I wondered where it had gone. I made two, and am pretty damn sure I only ate one. Did you like the Marmite?

 

[MikeG]

I went out and didn't catch a fish. I'll do the same tomorrow.

I manage to not catch fish all the time. It really is quite easy. In fact, it's got to be 45 years since I last caught a fish.

 

[Reynard]

I wondered where it had gone. I made two, and am pretty damn sure I only ate one. Did you like the Marmite?

Yep, I loved the Marmite. Added a dollop of chilli sauce on the side as well.

 

[MikeG]

Well, next time Reynard, instead of just slipping in and surreptitiously nicking my food, just say hi, and I'll happily make you a cup of tea. You can't have any banana loaf, of course, but I'm sure I can find you a biscuit.

 

[Reynard]

Ah, but I didn't cross your threshold...

I sent my cheese-detecting agent of darkness AKA Madam Lexi. She tells me she left you a decapitated mouse as payment.

 

[Illaveago]

I didn't think it was very funny . I was busy trying to fit a new brake cable and whilst trying to tighten the clamp at the rear the nipple and lever decided to detach themselves .

 

[MikeG]

Ah, but I didn't cross your threshold...

I sent my cheese-detecting agent of darkness AKA Madam Lexi. She tells me she left you a decapitated mouse as payment.

Where?

See how good my guard dog isn't? Mabel never saw a thing. I think I'm going to have to employ @classic33 as a body guard.

 

[classic33]

Where?

See how good my guard dog isn't? Mabel never saw a thing. I think I'm going to have to employ @classic33 as a body guard.

How big was the mouse?

 

[Reynard]

Where?

See how good my guard dog isn't? Mabel never saw a thing. I think I'm going to have to employ @classic33 as a body guard.

I'd check the underside of your shoe. Lexi has a habit of leaving them where they *WILL* get stepped on.

The other option is inside the dog.

 

[MikeG]

How big was the mouse?

Is that going to make a difference to your contract? I mean, I have to know now, before I employ you, if you're only prepared to tackle mice up to a certain size.

 

[classic33]

Is that going to make a difference to your contract? I mean, I have to know now, before I employ you, if you're only prepared to tackle mice up to a certain size.

Weight matters, how many required for a tasty snack?

 

[MikeG]

Weight matters, how many required for a tasty snack?

Don't eat the mouse, pillock..........eat the cat!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Glad you like FF xxx

I'm self-taught, would you believe.

Amazed!

 

[classic33]

Don't eat the mouse, pillock..........eat the cat!

And the mice?

 

[Reynard]

Don't eat the mouse, pillock..........eat the cat!

Yebbut he wanted a snack, not a 3 course meal!!!