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Gravity Aided

Legendary Member
Location
Land of Lincoln
My next door neighbor
has a giant fluffy cat
who glares at my dogs
when they are walking.
That's as close as I need
to have a cat.
 
My next door neighbor
has a giant fluffy cat
who glares at my dogs
when they are walking.
That's as close as I need
to have a cat.

Back in the day, I used to have a black cat who used to delight in beating up the neighbourhood dogs. Size didn't matter, he'd take them all on - and win - but generally, the smaller the dog, the less he liked them. A friend's spaniel was terrified of Toby...
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
On the subject of cats I have a request to make. If you insist on watching videos of Simon's cat, please ensure that Kizzy is not able to watch them with you.

She thinks that Simon's cat has some great ideas about how to wake people up. I, however, do not agree that being patted on the head by a paw is the best way to be woken up, thank you very much!

In other news I have broken the latch on my microwave door. It is only twenty years old, and is now obsolete. If I dismantle the door, retrieve the broken bit, will I be able to superglue the bits back together?
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
Back in the day, I used to have a black cat who used to delight in beating up the neighbourhood dogs. Size didn't matter, he'd take them all on - and win - but generally, the smaller the dog, the less he liked them. A friend's spaniel was terrified of Toby...

There used to be a husky who regularly walked along the edge of the field at the end of my garden. He (or she) was a very large husky called Sky, and was frightened of Tasha who used to give Sky the hard stare.
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
No.

Well, OK, you would be able to, but it will fall apart again within a few uses of you going to all that trouble.
Oh dear, but thank you for warning me.
This morning I over-cooked my porridge on the hob.

Last week I broke the valve on the cistern in the lavatory, and this week the fuel pump in my car broke. Is that it now that I have broken three things?
 

MikeG

Guru
Location
Suffolk
Oh dear, but thank you for warning me.
This morning I over-cooked my porridge on the hob.

Last week I broke the valve on the cistern in the lavatory, and this week the fuel pump in my car broke. Is that it now that I have broken three things?

No.

You're either surrounded by poor or old equipment, or you're a clumsy bugger. Or both. :smile:
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
On the subject of cats I have a request to make. If you insist on watching videos of Simon's cat, please ensure that Kizzy is not able to watch them with you.

She thinks that Simon's cat has some great ideas about how to wake people up. I, however, do not agree that being patted on the head by a paw is the best way to be woken up, thank you very much!

In other news I have broken the latch on my microwave door. It is only twenty years old, and is now obsolete. If I dismantle the door, retrieve the broken bit, will I be able to superglue the bits back together?
She must take after her namesake, when Maz saw the 'Simon's Cat' cartoons she instantly said "That's Kizzy". :biggrin:
 
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