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Sssh.....Keep a low profile. You might just get away with it.
I plan to do a lot of lying down after that journey.
 

MikeG

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Location
Suffolk
Why do cat's bite your toes?

Is this some weird new version of "knock, knock"?

I don't know, why do cats bite your toes?

Because even cats aren't stupid enough to bite their own. (I mean, can you call them toes anyway?)
Because without an opposable thumb they find using cutlery difficult.
Because they need the "bite-toe, get-kicked" pattern confirmed for the 33rd time.
 
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