Mundane News

[classic33]

I have just noticed a Mondayfental fault with my bike work stand!. The front legs aren't long enough! A cycle clamped on the stand will only need a slight breeze to topple the whole thing over. A large weight at the base might help.
In other news, I just discovered that the apple I was eating had a large maggoty hole in it!

Where'd the maggot go??

 

[Salty seadog]

Where'd the maggot go??

Best not think about it.

 

[Illaveago]

Where'd the maggot go??

A good question !

 

[MikeG]

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?










Finding half a maggot in your apple.

Sorry. I only know a couple of jokes........

 

[classic33]

A good question !

There's nearly 2,000 calories per kilo!


https://www.the-scientist.com/thought-experiment/why-insects-should-be-in-your-diet-39838

 

[classic33]

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?










Finding half a maggot in your apple.

Sorry. I only know a couple of jokes........

He's not found even half.

 

[Reynard]

Lovely day here today. But was pretty early doors. The furry girls are out enjoying the garden.

I'm about to enjoy some lunch (I have some very fine comestibles in the fridge) and then will tootle off into town to see to the shopping list and pick up some sewing supplies. Including the aforementioned two metres of elastic.

 

[postman]

Ok as promised.I have started the exercise regime.First it was a series of knee bends.Then i incorporated some stomach tightening by gardening,weeding and raking,so i got two jobs done there.Finally over to the spare land and getting the 'claw' rake thing out,i opened up the soil,well 3/4 of it,it is quiet a large area.Then i raked up the debris and pulled over the brown bin to fill it up.Good start for a Monday,will finish the last bit of land Tuesday.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I have just noticed a Mondayfental fault with my bike work stand!. The front legs aren't long enough! A cycle clamped on the stand will only need a slight breeze to topple the whole thing over. A large weight at the base might help.
In other news, I just discovered that the apple I was eating had a large maggoty hole in it!

An extra meat ration!

 

[postman]

Done too much,after lunch i went out and put the 'claw' in to the last of the ground.This was a little harder,and now my right hip is giving me jip.Why is it keeping fit can wear you out.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Not really sure how my dog managed to get himself a sausage from the ones I cooked earlier, but he has...

 

[Illaveago]

Some more of what you missed @Illaveago
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[Accy cyclist]

I'm sat here waiting for my prescription medication being delivered. I think they came,left and went on Friday,but by the time i'd made it downstairs no one was there. Some might say "You lazy git,go and pick it up yourself,don't wait for it to be delivered",but it's an online pharmacy,meaning there isn't a place to go to to get stuff. You have to wait for them to come to you. I'll give it to 6 o clock then i'll give up waiting and do something else.

 

[Accy cyclist]

They haven't turned up with my medication and i think they stop delivering at 6pm.

 

[Reynard]

Not really sure how my dog managed to get himself a sausage from the ones I cooked earlier, but he has...

Oopsss...

Mind, Poppy (my tortie cat) swiped some of my smoked salmon at lunchtime, so yeah...

Lexi (my blue & white cat) loves sausages.