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[Reynard]

Just settling down to a nice

Have bought the following: 2 metres knicker elastic, a 10 inch brown zip, a square of royal blue felt, a square of navy blue felt, some girly essentials, a roll of cling film, four pints of milk, bananas, chicken stock cubes, chamomile tea, a carton of passata, and, on YS, some strawberries, four steak pies and four chocolate croissants.

 

[classic33]

Where was that ?

T'other side of The West Riding from you, HMRC show. BMRC this Saturday.

 

[classic33]

Just settling down to a nice

Have bought the following: 2 metres knicker elastic, a 10 inch brown zip, a square of royal blue felt, a square of navy blue felt, some girly essentials, a roll of cling film, four pints of milk, bananas, chicken stock cubes, chamomile tea, a carton of passata, and, on YS, some strawberries, four steak pies and four chocolate croissants.

Will you be using the kniicker elastic to hold it all together, whilst cooking?

 

[classic33]

They haven't turned up with my medication and i think they stop delivering at 6pm.

Phone them, no answer phone 111 to get an emergency prescription to cover.

 

[MikeG]

Will you be using the kniicker elastic to hold it all together, whilst cooking?

Reynard has a cat problem, and 2m of knicker elastic. It wouldn't take The Egg Race to work out a solution to the problem using the listed kit.

 

[Reynard]

Will you be using the kniicker elastic to hold it all together, whilst cooking?

*twanggggggggggggg*

 

[Reynard]

Reynard has a cat problem, and 2m of knicker elastic. It wouldn't take The Egg Race to work out a solution to the problem using the listed kit.

And this gal has a PhD in engineering. But no, the elastic is for a sewing project as much as you gentlemen like to think otherwise.

 

[classic33]

Reynard has a cat problem, and 2m of knicker elastic. It wouldn't take The Egg Race to work out a solution to the problem using the listed kit.

Tie their legs to one another you mean. A six-legged race.

 

[MikeG]

Tie their legs to one another you mean. A six-legged race.

I'm struggling to see how this would launch them over the fence, though.

 

[classic33]

I'm struggling to see how this would launch them over the fence, though.

More than 6 foot six required for that.

 

[MikeG]

......And this gal has a PhD in engineering......

You could build a trebuchet, then. There we go, problem solved.

 

[Illaveago]

I have just been out in the back garden, I had opened a small tin of cat food for the hedgehogs mixed it up using a fork and was flicking it around the lawn. What do you think my chances were of hitting a leg of the gazebo with it ?

 

[classic33]

I have just been out in the back garden, I had opened a small tin of cat food for the hedgehogs mixed it up using a fork and was fliking it around the lawn. What do you think my chances were of hitting a leg of the gazebo with it ?

Nil, you hit yourself.

 

[Reynard]

I'm struggling to see how this would launch them over the fence, though.

More than 6 foot six required for that.

Why bother with contraptions when the girls can clear that sort of height with ease under their own steam.

 

[MikeG]

I'm not suggesting they just clear the fence, or land just the other side.