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raleighnut

Legendary Member
*twanggggggggggggg* :laugh:
Is that from the 'Nanny Ogg' cookery book.
 

MikeG

Guru
Location
Suffolk
But therein lies the problem. I *don't* have a fence. :laugh:

And in any case, the girls are the ones with razor blades affixed to their feet... :surrender:

I wasn't talking about your fence, but your neighbour's fence. You know, the one on the other side of his house. It is difficult to limit a trebuchet's range, and we wouldn't want to damage the equipment trying. As for the offensive weapons attached to your cats, well that's one of the reasons this problem needs solving. Lure them onto the plank under the swinging arm where they will step onto a trigger plate just in front of the ammunition bag. Problem solved.
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Tidied and organised my bike kit under the bed the other day. Off to pop on the turbo, so grab a long sleve merino base layer (laong sleve to catch the sweat).

Pop on the top and realise its the one the paramedics had to cut up the arm to get a line in whilst I was lay on the road, three years ago. Damn that was a good base. Dripped all over the floor. Better not ask my wife to repair it.

I did stop them cutting up an expensive top though, they managed to get my are out of that.
 
I'm not sorry, but I let her have it with both barrels!
Driving down a dual carriageway on the nearside lane approaching a roundabout indicating left, a car to my right suddenly cut across Infront of me and then indicated. I slammed on my brakes narrowly missing crashing into the car's rear quarter panel. Oblivious to what had happened the car turned left into the road where I was going. At the next mini roundabout the car that had cut across me was on the left side. As I drew up alongside the other car I looked across to give the driver my Paddington stare! It was then that I noticed that she was looking down at her mobile phone in her hand! :ohmy::angry::angry: :angry: :angry: She must have noticed that I was looking at her as she looked round towards me . This is when I mouthed to her what to do with her phone!
 
I wasn't talking about your fence, but your neighbour's fence. You know, the one on the other side of his house. It is difficult to limit a trebuchet's range, and we wouldn't want to damage the equipment trying. As for the offensive weapons attached to your cats, well that's one of the reasons this problem needs solving. Lure them onto the plank under the swinging arm where they will step onto a trigger plate just in front of the ammunition bag. Problem solved.

Bit more challenging given nearest neighbour lives several hundred yards away... :whistle:

Besides, I have this odd feeling that my cats probably have more brains than me. :crazy:
 
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