Mundane News

[Reynard]

Bugger! I've been rumbled......

 

[classic33]

Yeuk!

I've just had a brussel sprout crisp!

Your problem is?

 

[classic33]

If only. My mother used it on us. I was always grazing knees. I would lock myself in the toilet for hours to try to avoid the Mercurochrome. It stung worse than battery acid.

You often put battery acid on grazes?

 

[raleighnut]

Kizzy is back to her old self, she just bit my ankle.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I crashed today.

Wheel got caught in a crack in the road that I didn't see because of the mud. Feel pretty sorry for myself. The bruises and road rash wouldn't disgrace a Grand Tour rider.

Big thanks to some dear friends who came to bail me out PDQ from in the middle of nowhere.

A hot bath and plenty of chocolate are on the agenda for later.

Chocolate is a wonderful repair tool my wife swears by it,even when she's not even injured
Gws

 

[Levo-Lon]

Looks like a weird one today.
My van was supposed to be at the garage today but it suddenly got better??
Think a stone or something got stuck in the gear linkage.
I put 2 new tyres on it yesterday too, been a expensive week.

 

[biggs682]

Is your name Ronnie?

No but my uncle was , can't remember what his profession was though can you ?

 

[Andy in Germany]

My puncture repair is still working.

 

[Andy in Germany]

The 'food waste' truck is emptying out the bins from the cafe.

It is smelly.

 

[alicat]

Just completed a module towards to my diploma in advanced procrastination.

 

[Levo-Lon]

The 'food waste' truck is emptying out the bins from the cafe.

It is smelly.

I have to spray the big kitchen waste bins at work after emptying, they get very whiffy in warm weather.

 

[MikeG]

You often put battery acid on grazes?

Occasionally, involuntarily, I've put it on my skin. The resulting pain was comparable to Mercurochrome.

 

[MikeG]

Just completed a module towards to my diploma in advanced procrastination.

I assume this involved coursework, lots of coursework, rather than lectures and exams.

 

[Illaveago]

Does anyone here remember Mercurochrome?

No! Sorry I've never heard of that!

 

[The Bystander]

Just completed a module towards to my diploma in advanced procrastination.

Sadly, if you completed it, you're destined for a fail.