Right so real postman brings 3/4 cycling tights and Bob Dylan cd Blood on the tracks



.So lazy retired postman goes to town to buy chinos for holiday.Not sure about waist size so tries 38 and 40 on in Marks and Spencer,good but my size Big and Tall have to be ordered on line,trouble is their ordering system is down this morning,not a prob can order from home and have local store delivery then i can go for a walk next week pick up and have a latte.So this is where the story gets funny.

.Having a Costa gift card from my two wonderful kids,i walk in to Costa Trinity Centre.As i walk in i notice it has had a major refit,i say this is nice since my last visit you have had a makeover.I am met with funny looks,then the manager asks are you looking for Costa,yes course i am why,BECAUSE YOU ARE IN PRET MANGER.Oh


i apologize and walk next door.