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[Ripple]

A student came into our office - "I locked myself out, could you let me in into my room".
Us: "Ok, what's your flat number?"
Student: "I don't know".
Us: "What's your room number?"
Student: "I don't know".
Us: "How long you've been living in your flat?"
Student: "Since September".
Us: "And you don't know your flat number?
Student: "I don't remember it."

Luckily he had his ID with him so we were able to find out what's his flat number. And he wasn't drunk.

 

[IaninSheffield]

A student came into our office - "I locked myself out, could you let me in into my room".
Us: "Ok, what's your flat number?"
Student: "I don't know".
Us: "What's your room number?"
Student: "I don't know".
Us: "How long you've been living in your flat?"
Student: "Since September".
Us: "And you don't know your flat number?
Student: "I don't remember it."

Luckily he had his ID with him so we were able to find out what's his flat number. And he wasn't drunk.

Fortunate then that the future prosperity and peace of our nation is not in his hands. Wait ... 😭

 

[Illaveago]

A student came into our office - "I locked myself out, could you let me in into my room".
Us: "Ok, what's your flat number?"
Student: "I don't know".
Us: "What's your room number?"
Student: "I don't know".
Us: "How long you've been living in your flat?"
Student: "Since September".
Us: "And you don't know your flat number?
Student: "I don't remember it."

Luckily he had his ID with him so we were able to find out what's his flat number. And he wasn't drunk.

He should do well in exams !

 

[EltonFrog]

Morning. Kettles on, got to go to work later.

 

[Ripple]

Many students are ok, but some of them are

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
I got it from a reliable source that it is damp out ! . He did reward me with some chin rubs though .

I'm just about to go and make another . Anyone want one ?

Answers on a postcard .

 

[biggs682]

Morning all what's happening today

 

[Levo-Lon]

Seems ok today in Peterborough, the good lady has asked if we can go out on the bikes.. Absolutely we can xmas excess is strong in that one, be glad when she takes all the chocolates to work... Bloody chocoholics

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Off to the pub for breakfast, glad I did 38 MTB miles yesterday so it's a guilt free full English

 

[Deleted member 26715]

A student came into our office - "I locked myself out, could you let me in into my room".
Us: "Ok, what's your flat number?"
Student: "I don't know".
Us: "What's your room number?"
Student: "I don't know".
Us: "How long you've been living in your flat?"
Student: "Since September".
Us: "And you don't know your flat number?
Student: "I don't remember it."

Luckily he had his ID with him so we were able to find out what's his flat number. And he wasn't drunk.

Not too sure, I know where my mate lives but I have no idea of the address, other than the road name, for that matter no idea of my daughters house number either, the son is easy as it's the same as our, which is.................

 

[Ripple]

Not too sure, I know where my mate lives but I have no idea of the address, other than the road name, for that matter no idea of my daughters house number either, the son is easy as it's the same as our, which is.................

Well it looks suspicious when a person claims he lives in that room but he doesn't know the address after living 4 months here. Students accommodations aren't peaceful places and it's our responsibility who we let in. Bad things had already happened here.

 

[Ripple]

And we just have had 2 ambulances arrived at our site.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

It was 36.5 on Friday, and has only reached 15 today, and I'm feeling the (relative) chill. The light rain today has partly reduced the smoky smell, but it's still present. It will be in the mid 30s again by Thursday, and so the rollercoaster continues...

This came up on my facebook page this morning, and I recon it gives some sense of scale.

 

[EltonFrog]

The police have just been round, all latex gloved up. Some one tripped up and banged his head.

 

[Andy in Germany]

My desk is a mess.

Again.