Get some decent lights and go on a night ride.Sod the bike ride, I've eaten too much... again...
Chicken, leek and tarragon pie, duck fat roasties and steamed carrots and green beans.
Been going out at half 8 / 9pm three times a week to avoid the daytime hoi polloi 
One off a roof, one with a gun and one bludgeoned to death with a shop artefact.
Excuses, excuses...I have got decent lights
But right now, I have the density of plutonium, and moving anywhere, never mind on a bicycle, is just a bit too... taxing...
Yes, every cyclist knows they don't do road taxing.
Never saw those cards in any Cluedo Set!
No shorts whatsoever! I just can't get my head around that!
Mind you,i know a few folk who only wear kecks on very hot days,for some reason or another.
What ever takes your fancy.
methinks...
Well it may be "International Put Your Head Between Your Legs And Kiss Your Backside Goodbye Day" tomorrow, 29th April.
