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[Reynard]

Explain Please!

How can I explain if I'm just as clueless as you?

I mean I might have lost the plot years ago, but this one takes the biskit...

 

[classic33]

I don't know why you're blaming me - it's not my fault you purchased a Ryanair ticket to London (Bristol) airport and they just diverted to the 'nearest'!

You mean you don't remember this,

I'm just waiting for the system to put you somewhere in Lancashire

 

[classic33]

How can I explain if I'm just as clueless as you?

I mean I might have lost the plot years ago, but this one takes the biskit...

You quote Jenkins, but blame me for your sausage rolls.

 

[Reynard]

Any left? If so break out the trebuchet and don't forget to account for the light south easterly breeze.

If not I may have to make some comment about watching the plum crumble being more interesting than Formula zzzzz

Alas no sausage rolls left, but I do still have plum crumble.

We'll have to have a pillow fight over your Formula zzzzzzzz... Suitably socially distanced, of course

 

[Reynard]

You quote Jenkins, but blame me for your sausage rolls.

Feck, I really have lost the plot, haven't I? And I can't blame it on being drunk.

 

[Jenkins]

If anyone's lost the plot here it's me. I couldn't even find it with full guidance programmed into a Garmin.

 

[Reynard]

If anyone's lost the plot here it's me. I couldn't even find it with full guidance programmed into a Garmin.

Ah well, you know what they say about birds of a feather...

 

[classic33]

If anyone's lost the plot here it's me. I couldn't even find it with full guidance programmed into a Garmin.

Have you tried a map & compass?

 

[raleighnut]

Have you tried a map & compass?

He'd end up sticking the Compass into his leg.

 

[Jenkins]

And as for being drunk, it brings to mind one of my favouite Douglas Adams quotes (other than "Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it")

“It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water.”

 

[Reynard]

He'd end up sticking the Compass into his leg.

Maybe a divining rod and chicken entrails might be safer...

 

[Jenkins]

He'd end up sticking the Compass into his leg.

Once I'd bandaged my hand having grabbed the compass the wrong way up.

 

[Reynard]

Or, to quote B5

... so far off the star maps, you needed a hunting dog and a ouija board...

 

[classic33]

Maybe a divining rod and chicken entrails might be safer...

I can get the chicken entrails, who has a divining rod spare?

 

[Reynard]

I can get the chicken entrails, who has a divining rod spare?

Alas not me. But I do have runes, several tarot decks and a crystal ball...