Mundane News

[Deleted member 1258]

Good morning folks, and have a great new year one and all.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
It looks pretty out this morning . We've had a hard frost overnight and made everything white with a coating of white frost . The sky is grey and looks really wintry.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

If I look out the front it looks wet, if I look out the back it looks frosty.

 

[PeteXXX]

I have not farted yet in 2021
Sure I will do soon

I beat you, then 😏

 

[raleighnut]

Be like the Somme at midnight.

it was here, 5 very scared cats. Fluff ran off out, Merlin shot upstairs and went under a bed, Cinders was slinking around from room to room like a Cat 'limbo dancer' nervously glancing around, Fifi hid behind the Christmas tree and I don't know where Mo (Smokey) was.

Kizzy on the other couldn't give a toss, I think she lifted her head up after one 'thermonuclear' explosion but that was it and before you say "Is she deaf" Kizzy can hear the opening of a Cat Milk carton or the rattle of a Cat Dish/Saucer from several gardens away (with the double glazed kitchen door closed) and arrives in seconds.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I think my New Year's resolution is to start a petition for the abolition of fireworks creating a bang over 50dB some last night must have been over 150dB

 

[Kempstonian]

I think my New Year's resolution is to start a petition for the abolition of fireworks creating a bang over 50dB some last night must have been over 150dB

They were really loud around here too but thankfully didn't last long. We had an opening salvo at 6pm then it went very quiet until midnight, when it sounded like WW III had broken out. 15 minutes later it was silent again.

 

[Kempstonian]

Pretty rockets though...

 

[PeteXXX]

Shock horror... Tescos is closed, today!!!
How will people survive?
I envisage queues of emaciated people, barely able to walk, at opening time on Saturday morning!

 

[randynewmanscat]

I think my New Year's resolution is to start a petition for the abolition of fireworks creating a bang over 50dB some last night must have been over 150dB

I was on the phone to my friend at 12 GMT, he took his phone outside to let me have a listen. It sounded like a barrage of artillery at his end. He thought a lot of people had fireworks left over from the November 5th damp squib and decided to get rid of them last night.
Was as quiet as the grave here apart from my drunken laughter.
He told me that he had been speaking with another friend who is somewhat pro brexit and hates the French, smelly people, backward country. Apparently he was complaining that the foreigners had "stitched us up" by having brexit at 11pm.

 

[randynewmanscat]

Shock horror... Tescos is closed, today!!!
How will people survive?
I envisage queues of emaciated people, barely able to walk, at opening time on Saturday morning!

They just need to open their neighbours wheely bins to find half eaten turkeys and whole poached salmon that never saw a serving plate.

 

[randynewmanscat]

If I look out the front it looks wet, if I look out the back it looks frosty.

Its foggy here, foggy and frosty.

 

[Kempstonian]

It was frosty here earlier but its not now. Just like yesterday.

 

[randynewmanscat]

Good morning, and happy new year...

Jeezo! I wish I could peel myself off my bed at that time in the morning Andy, the days half over and I have only managed to fend off the hungry beasts so far.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It snowed here for 30 seconds. Apparently, I wasn’t up at that point.