Mundane News

[postman]

That sounds exciting ! What are the Vikings doing on your tablet ?

Vikings landed on the Kent coast.The first boat was clean and shone in the sunshine.Swords axes blinded in the light of the day,the sail was crisp and clean,the boat glided to a perfect stop on the pebbles,as one the men jumped from the boat,you lot pillage.Then a second boat glided to a stop beside it again men and equipment in top class order.You lot rampage.Finally a third boat crashed to an undignified stop,coming in sideways tipping its filthy untidy occupants on to the beach in a mess ,tunics swords axes a disgrace,a voice bellowed you lot,and before it could finish a weak voice came out of the huddle of humanity,no not again let someone else do the ravishing.

 

[Jenkins]

Morning all, guess what...

Looks like another day of trying to keep warm and drinking coffee ☕

 

[Deleted member 26715]

We've just had 2x Morrisons deliveries, some how we have or they have managed to deliver this weeks order & next weeks order both today

 

[PeteXXX]

We've just had 2x Morrisons deliveries, some how we have or they have managed to deliver this weeks order & next weeks order both today

Maybe you got mine that they cancelled the last time it snowed!! 😂

 

[PeteXXX]

Bin's bin emptied.. Let's see if the padlock on the gate has thawed out, yet!

 

[raleighnut]

No King Pot ? Chicken and Mushroom for the win. Greg Lemond used to eat them, and he won Le Tour a few times.

There is a secret to them, when it says "stand for 5 minutes" ignore that and leave em at least 20 minutes, they're good when 'wild camping' when you have no access to washing up facilities.

 

[raleighnut]

I always have a couple lurking in the cupboard. They're kind of handy.

Remember when they used to have those rubbery bits of soya in them?

Yep, again the stand for 20 minutes used to work with that, plus they're not scalding still

 

[fossyant]

Think I might have to go for a ride to warm my feet up, they are freezing in the shedoffice, and that's with walking boots on.

 

[classic33]

No ! According to one of my daughter's he is her brother so her sister has a bump, so going along those lines Georgie is getting a nephew .

One of your daughters has a brother who just happens to be a cat!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I somehow managed to put this thread on ignore again (unless the admin are doing it as a wind up).

Anyhow, a bit of sun and a lot of cold. A while ago I went into the kitchen. I thought I'd gone in there to make a second coffee but apparently not, I came out with a bacon butty and no coffee. I've now rectified the coffee deficit.

 

[Gravity Aided]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yqAaejuRn8

HoHo Hold da Bus!

 

[Speicher]

I did not sleep well last night. I thought the vaccine was sposed to make people drowsy.

The next few days will be even quieter here than normal.

 

[Illaveago]

And the schools rarely closed

Our schools closed due to the toilets freezing up . No indoor ones in those days .

 

[biggs682]

3 deliveries due through out the day so why do they all turn up at the same time ?

At least all done .

Cat tray to be done along with putting the bin out ready for the morning

 

[Reynard]

Sunny, with a light breeze, but perishingly cold here chez Casa Reynard. Cycling base layers are earning their keep in maintaining bodily toastyness.

Did some chores and paperwork this morning, plus the crock pot is locked and loaded with a lamb tagine.

Off to have some lunch, and then I will have some me time this afternoon. I can't do any wood, because the stuff is all frozen together. I needed a crowbar to prise logs out of the log store.