Mundane News

[classic33]

I found your recipe a bit inscrutable on the wang the flesh part. I had to google it.

I've a feeling she meant bung it.

 

[biggs682]

Morning y'all
Wednesday is dawning
I want to go for a ride but I don't if you understand
So going for a shower instead and start getting ready for the day ahead.

 

[biggs682]

Showered
Cat fed
!st cuppa drunk
What's next ?

 

[Illaveago]

It comes down to which schedule is used. The council issued one, or the contractors. Same battle every year.

Black Bags(No Wheelie Bin), are blue
Taken every two weeks. Wednesday on the council issue, Thursday on the contractors. Different weeks.
Large Brown Bin, is Green plastic Bags, food waste, every week
Small Brown Bin, food waste, ever week
White Bag, plastics, and cans
Green Tub, which is black but should be blue, glass. Pinched.
Green Bag, paper, not including waxed card. Will not be taken if wet, it's to go into a black bag, which is blue, for general waste.

I thought they were supposed to standardise things ?

Ours are green wheelie bins for rubbish. Small black box for glass and blue wheelie bin for tins, cardboard, paper and plastic.

 

[PeteXXX]

I've a feeling she meant bung it.

Wang is similar to bung but with a different arm movement.. 👍🏼

 

[Illaveago]

Morning y'all
Wednesday is dawning
I want to go for a ride but I don't if you understand
So going for a shower instead and start getting ready for the day ahead.

You could get the same effect if you were to put an inch of water in the bath, put your bike in the bath and then ride it for the allotted time with the shower on .

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
My feet are being attacked !
I have put our rubbish bin out, it's not full but I thought I would give them something to do . The bin is green although the contents aren't .
Oops ! Forgot the compost bin !

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Normal service has been restored, from being the first to put the bin out last week to being the last this week.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Wang is similar to bung but with a different arm movement.. 👍🏼

However, when dispatching Jaffas, the correct term is bowling.

 

[Tail End Charlie]

Black bin gone out

Excel..ent idea!!
So you can fill in some of the fields, my Black (non recyclable) bin gets collected every second Wednesday morning. My ♻ bin is on the other Wednesdays. I don't have a Brown Bin (or a TV licence) as I compost stuff, or use next doors bin (with their permission) but that would have been put out alongside the ♻ Bin

HTH

This is going to get complicated. I don't have a brown bin, mine is green. Is your bin really brown or does it self identify as green, or is my green bin a wannabe brown??

 

[PeteXXX]

Black bin gone out

This is going to get complicated. I don't have a brown bin, mine is green. Is your bin really brown or does it self identify as green, or is my green bin a wannabe brown??

My brown brown bin isn't used for garden waste, I steam cleaned it and keep my demi-johns and wine bottles in it.
The ♻ bin is black with a blue lid.

I think you might guess what colour the black bin is....

 

[tyred]

It seemed a lovely clear morning when I was out for my walk earlier but now it is absolutely bucketing it down

 

[Tail End Charlie]

My brown brown bin isn't used for garden waste, I steam cleaned it and keep my demi-johns and wine bottles in it.
The ♻ bin is black with a blue lid.

I think you might guess what colour the black bin is....

I told you this was going to get complicated! My recycling bin is grey (and only half the size of the others).

 

[PeteXXX]

Full sized bin, here!!
Plus, so far unmentioned, is a small brown bucket thingie for food waste. I don't have one, and don't know if it should be put out weekly or fortnightly.

We're gonna need a bigger spreadsheet!

 

[pawl]

I can’t believe I’m sitting here eating my three Weetabix and reading about bin collection
My black blue lid recycling bin has just been collected. I haven’t put out the brown bin garden waste bin out as there’s nowt in it.
Now your all wondering about the black 🗑 Think I’ll save that for another day
I’m to big hearted the black bin goes tada next Wednesday