" I just don't believe it! "

I had no post today!
It's like being Victor Meldrew in a One Foot in the Grave sketch.
What I mean is that I had a delivery of a cardboard parcel with nothing in it !

The parcel was contained within a plastic bag which said that they were sorry for the condition it was in .
There should have been a DVD in a box in there!
Is there a qualification in Moronship as whoever packed the DVD must have spent years in a university studying it . They had wrapped a cardboard sleeve around the DVD without sealing the ends.
