My coffee machine is an Aeropress and it doesn't have a phase-down button. This means that coffee was pretty much inevitable.
A couple of weeks ago, the clerk of works spotted that there was a screw missing from my new door. The site foreman came to have a look. Now, the worker assigned to put the screw in has just knocked on my door to look at it. He's now gone off to get a screw and a screwdriver. This will take half an hour. Further questioning reveals this half an hour could take an hour. I assume the site foreman will then knock on my door to check the work has been done before the clerk of works returns. They're going to wear my door out with all this opening and shutting, aren't they?