Mundane News

[tyred]

I had a hobble around the local lunatic asylum shopping centre. So crowded and busy I can't believe people do this for fun. I just wanted to escape.

 

[classic33]

I'm getting to the end of a tube of toothpaste. It might just get me through tonight, it might not. Perhaps I should just bin it and start a fresh one to save that struggle of getting what remnants of paste there are to the nozzle. But I know I'll do the struggling thing anyway....

Can't/Don't you ever just cut the tube?

 

[classic33]

Wow! thats 2.6 trips to the moon

What about the return trip!

 

[classic33]

Flipping heck it’s dull as under a nun’s habit
.Just eating a slice of chocolate cake .Had to switch the light on to make sure I got all the crumble bits

It probably smells better than being under a Nuns Habit.

How do you two know those things?

 

[oldwheels]

Just got an email from Royal Mail that my LFT kit has been delivered. No it has not so delve a bit and told my address is not accessible.
Really.
10 yards up a concrete garden path lit up by my neighbours illuminations and I have a letterbox which the kit will fit through.
Probably raining at the time or annoyed that I blocked them climbing over my garden fence.

 

[Oldhippy]

Just wondering who the last person to message on Newyear's eve will be before it is 2022.

 

[Illaveago]

Just wondering who the last person to message on Newyear's eve will be before it is 2022.

Will it be a premature pinchy punchy person ?

 

[classic33]

Will it be a premature pinchy punchy person ?

You mean a PPFDOTYNR type person?

Don't you like premature congratulations?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Can't/Don't you ever just cut the tube?

Ok, I'll go to work with some scissors and see whether it'll get me through to Christmas.

 

[classic33]

Ok, I'll go to work with some scissors and see whether it'll get me through to Christmas.

The should get you through the tube at the least. Just have an explanation ready if you get stopped on the way

 

[biggs682]

What a grey old day

 

[Deleted member 1258]

How do you two know those things?

Experience. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[classic33]

Experience. 🤣🤣🤣

No other habits we need not know about?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

No other habits we need not know about?

There are some habits that have to remain private.

 

[classic33]

There are some habits that have to remain private.

Chuck 'em in the wash and then return them to the nuns.