Mundane News

[postman]

Go to go Mrs P is going to run the shears over my bonce.

 

[pawl]

I look out my front window and think I should really be out there on my trike. Ten minutes later and look out again. Thank goodness I am not out there on my trike.
Yesterday I posted somewhere about trikes and mentioned Jorvik which seem a reasonable price. What do I get today but adverts for Jorvik trikes on the local FB page.
This morning I got wakened at about 10 past 7 by my landline phone ringing. Ignored it as anything important would come on my mobile. Call was from Burton on Trent area. Could be somebody misdialling but more likely another scam trying to get you when only half awake.

Own up there confirming your order for twenty gallons of Burton Best Bitter?

 

[rockyroller]

I am not good at waiting in for people.

had a girlfriend like that. actually we both kept missing each other. I worked nights, when she worked days. then I worked days, when she worked nights

 

[classic33]

From the top of this hill I can look down and see mist or is it fog?

Looking up, there is clear blue sky.

"Fog is when you can see less than 1,000 metres away, and if you can see further than 1,000 metres, it's a mist."

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've won £7.60 on the Euro-millions

Only 33 million short

It sounds like you're having similar luck to us, we've won three times on the postcode lottery but have never won more than a tenner.

 

[postman]

Hair done,or what I call hair.It's over in minutes.I look better and younger.Oh yes I do.

 

[Reynard]

Lovely luncheon. Two slices of tiger loaf, one with the last of the sliced turkey & stuffing, one with hummus, plus a tangerine, a large plum and two

I have opened the penultimate net of clementines. With that comes with the realization that in the last three weeks, Mum and I have already eaten four and a half kilos of them...

 

[Hover Fly]

Last day in this job, nearly over.

 

[biggs682]

Time for a break
Time for a Rocky bar

 

[Threevok]

Time for a break
Time for a Rocky bar

Red or yellow ?

 

[PeteXXX]

Red or yellow ?

Gotta be a Red!

 

[PeteXXX]

Nice 3 mile walk while I waited to pick up granddaughter from school.. ☀

 

[postman]

I am debating whether to buy,the complete box set of It ain't half got mum.I thought it was superb yearsago,not sure if I would like it now,it's a bargain at less than ten quid including postage.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Another beautiful winter’s day to be out riding.

 

[Reynard]

Right, that's a couple of weeks' worth of logs bashed into submission. Except for the stubborn chunk of mulberry in which the axe has gotten itself stuck.

Anyways, a sit down to watch Antiques Road Trip.