It's a 'getting jobs done in the house day'. Or at least it
would be if I wasn't having a 'disaster at attempting to get jobs done on the house day'.
Job 1: touch up the paint marks in the hallway/stairs/landing left by the clumsy oafs who share my house. Paint found, tin opened (just), paint marks done. Then clean big drip on the stair carpet up.
Job 2: replace spare bedroom light switch. All dismantled, replacement switch bought from B&Q. It doesn't work

; i.e. it doesn't
actually switch on with a 'click' rather than not being connected correctly. Second replacement to get later today ...
Job 3: Put sealant in between the office window and sill as there's a small gap and it's letting in air, which makes the room a) cold and b) adds to the heating bill. Get sealant, put sealant in, somehow drop a screwdriver down between wall and radiator underneath office window

. Spend 15 minutes getting said screwdriver back out using a piece of wood as a lever.
Still to do ... or fail at ... jobs 4-6:
Job 4: Mend upstairs main toilet seat as it's loose with threadlock.
Job 5: Paint main bathroom.
Job 6: New seals on a conservatory roof panel with new sealant. That will probably be done on another day at this rate.
I'm having a coffee and a biscuit to console my incompetence.