Mundane News

[oldwheels]

How did they find out about me?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

How did they find out about me?

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I thought it was written for me!

 

[rockyroller]

security camera caught lighting last night while I was away at work. pretty exciting

 

[Andy in Germany]

Minor panic this morning, because I'm an idiot. I somehow managed to leave my wallet and my work mobile in the workshop and not notice until I was about to leave the apartment this morning. Cue mad searching followed by rush to work where they were sitting quietly on the worktop. How I managed to tidy around them and not notice them I'm not sure.

 

[DCLane]

How long does it take a British Gas engineer to travel 5 miles?

At least 90 minutes given the message was "Your engineer is now on the way and should be with you shortly" ...

 

[Illaveago]

Was Rod Stewart a hoarse whisperer?

 

[Hebe]

How long does it take a British Gas engineer to travel 5 miles?

At least 90 minutes given the message was "Your engineer is now on the way and should be with you shortly" ...

If there are roadworks like we have here, that might be realistic. Even my lift-loving daughter agreed that walking home would have been quicker yesterday.

I have not yet done the dentist forms. But I can feel my mouth today.

 

[mybike]

New pants day

comes around every year or so.

 

[biggs682]

Have they got religion? are the now holy?

The two old pairs I threw away were

 

[biggs682]

comes around every year or so.

True

 

[mybike]

Minor panic this morning, because I'm an idiot. I somehow managed to leave my wallet and my work mobile in the workshop and not notice until I was about to leave the apartment this morning. Cue mad searching followed by rush to work where they were sitting quietly on the worktop. How I managed to tidy around them and not notice them I'm not sure.

Wife rang from her sisters phone yesterday to say she'd lost her phone. I said, no you haven't, it's sitting in the car where you left it. I'd been tracking her to make sure she'd arrived and not left,

 

[Andy in Germany]

Cycled the kilometre or so to the local big box store to find that they have no WD40.

Inevitably this caused it to rain while I was out.

 

[PeteXXX]

Walk walked, without 🐶 as she's recently been speyed so she's not on long walkies yet.
Homegrown tomatoes grilled on toast for lunch..

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A good blood day today. After last month's failure with the ONS Covid-19 survey sample, I was able to send a full phial to them today. I think this merits another coffee and a big brunch.

 

[cookiemonster]

I've won $hk40 on the lottery here, about a fiver.

What shall I spend my winnings on?