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Oldhippy

Cynical idealist
I got mobbed by three large dogs today had to stop whilst they slobbered all over my knee and bike while the cretinous owner just said they were just excited and interested. I wonder if she would feel the same if I p*ssed up against her front door or mobile living room. All dogs should be kept on a lead when out inmy opinion.
 

tom73

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
I see that they are going to use a special oil for King Charles ceremony that has been consecrated. I have some black currant juice like that ! :whistle:

Turn's out it's vegan friendly too :rolleyes:
 

Gwylan

Guru
Location
All at sea⛵
I got mobbed by three large dogs today had to stop whilst they slobbered all over my knee and bike while the cretinous owner just said they were just excited and interested. I wonder if she would feel the same if I p*ssed up against her front door or mobile living room. All dogs should be kept on a lead when out inmy opinion.

With you all the way.

Snappy dog on long, extendible lead. Really the wire they use to garotte people. And the "he's harmless, just wants to play" followed by the facile laugh - from the owner.
Got had off by one. At my age that's no fun. The stupid owner moaned on about how I might a have strained poor Fido's neck.
All the time I'm sat on the ground by nursing my sprained shoulder.
I suggested she lacked any brains in a thoroughly frank way taking advantage of the pain to drive me to create new profanities for her condition.
 

oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
I got mobbed by three large dogs today had to stop whilst they slobbered all over my knee and bike while the cretinous owner just said they were just excited and interested. I wonder if she would feel the same if I p*ssed up against her front door or mobile living room. All dogs should be kept on a lead when out inmy opinion.

I once had a large but not apparently aggressive dog trying to catch my feet while pedalling on my Ice trike. The owner could not care less till I shouted I would kill the b—y thing unless it was called off.
That got their attention and they got annoyed but nothing they could do except call it in since I was doing nothing out of the ordinary for a tadpole trike with whirly bits sticking out in front.:wacko:
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
or maybe use an actual radio? no? :blink:

Normally, I can just turn the radio on without having to get up out of the armchair. Today, however, I had to get up and unplug the TV and rescan the channels to get to listen. This took enough time to miss a big chunk of the programme I'd wanted to listen to.
 
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