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I've got 2 hot tarts chillin out back
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postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
I visited Lynchburg this morning.And very nice and quaint it is.I am now in the best hotel I have ever seen Gaylord Opryland.It could be an interesting evening though.We can hear next door talking through these paper thin walls.I hope they are quiet or else security will be called.Tomorrow it's a show at the Grand Ol Opry.Yeah ha.
 

Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
Finally a day without the cold breeze. It was still windy but a warm breeze and unbroken sunshine. A nice & slow 12 miles on the 29er doing the shopping and a stop off at dad's to check he's OK after a brief hospital visit (he is and my stepmother has had to hide the car keys as the doctor's ordered proper rest).

Then off on the train to Stowmarket for a few quiet drinks in a pub just relaxing and reading Private Eye. It's days like these I wonder why I'm still working, but realise why later on when I'm filling out the banking spreadsheet with the day's spending.
 

biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
Boing I am awake so going for some early miles
 

tom73

Guru
Location
Yorkshire
Longer dog walk this morning as we are off to my best mates wedding later this morning no idea when we are getting home.
So it's only right to let him enjoy himself on his early morning run around. He must have enjoyed it as he been fast on since we got back.
Just having a rest up and enjoying the peace before it's all go getting ready,
I'm not great a social events it's a bit of autism over load but at least being treated as part of the family since our school days mens I know most well enough. If it get a bit much at least my mate's set aside a chill out space for guests to use.
looking forward to catching up with my other mate who i've known even longer. We go right back to nursery and right though to going our A-levels together.
 
Warning !
People are getting worried about the threat of AI on human existence! But the threat is already out there and people haven't noticed !
It is from showers!
Yes! They may seem benign things but they are biding their time waiting to strike at any moment! That nice warm shower could suddenly turn to be either a freezing cold blast or even scalding water aimed directly at you and you won't be able to do a thing about it! They have an in built safety feature, a water canon aimed directly at you which prevents you from reaching the control knobs.
Take my advice and have them removed immediately! :whistle:
 
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