I have been instructed to go on a long cycle ride, later today now. Management is off to meet SIL. That will be an expensive lunch that we pay for.
I shall go to Margate, it's a dump but the
'spoons is fascinating.
Then I will return by train.
I have to let the management think that I've also had an expensive lunch somewhere. ' spoons will never fool her and I can't drink enough any more to make the bill look appropriate.
She'll know a credit card transaction at Screwfix or Tools R us is not for a meal.
Need some créative sleeping, conniving. Or an expensive, good restaurant in Margate. Improbable.