My best car slap! :-)

[Jaguar]

Sheesh, there's some peanuts about.

This is why I wear mitts (taxi-slapping). If someone has just drifted into my lane, I'll give a friendly knock-knock on the wing to remind them I'm there; I only got chased once by a mental Yarmouth girl in her pink plastic "car" who did indeed react as though I'd tried to abduct her baby.

Speaking of A-holes: our dad's funeral this week, the hearses were cut up and separated by a boy racer in a white dick-mobile who couldn't wait a few minutes longer for his KFC

 

[DrSquirrel]

Speaking of A-holes: our dad's funeral this week, the hearses were cut up and separated by a boy racer in a white dick-mobile who couldn't wait a few minutes longer for his KFC

No respect for anyone mate - whatever side they're on. Got mashed side on by a lorry once on the way to my uncles wake... yea fun.

 

[Ergates]

If they stop to shout obscenities at you, surely that's just an opportunity to apply feet to brittle plastics - rear light clusters aren't cheap.