My cyclist's leg muscles v a garden strimmer...

[Arch]

Those scratches are at the back of your leg! Just how incompetent a strimmer user are you?

I believe the correct term is strimmerer...

 

[ComedyPilot]

OP - Do you let your pet chicken strim the garden.....?

 

[Crackle]

I believe the correct term is strimmerer...

That just keeps echoing around your mouth when you finish saying it.

 

[Lullabelle]

...the strimmer won

Look away now if you are squeamish..







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poor lamb

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Let me know when you are next gardening potsy and I will bring a camera and we could film the Manchester Hedge Trimmer Massacre

Then get £250 by sending it into You've Been Maimed.... I mean Framed!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

While, far away and over the hills, I was using both lawnmower and strimmer without incidents

 

[Dayvo]

Hope you've learnt your lesson now, and don't try and remove any unwanted nasal hair in the same way as this pooch!

 

[tyred]

The OP doesn't appear to have got a lot of sympathy...

 

[potsy]

The OP doesn't appear to have got a lot of sympathy...

The OP wasn't expecting any

While, far away and over the hills, I was using both lawnmower and strimmer without incidents

Bet I was strimming much faster than you though

 

[Andy_R]

Anyone else think it's time for potty to lock away the electrical/petrol powered cutting machines and use these instead?

Do you not think those are a bit too pointy for Potsy.....he'd only go and run with them.

Try these instead Potsy, much less pointy

 

[Fnaar]

 

[ayceejay]

Hope you've learnt your lesson now, and don't try and remove any unwanted nasal hair in the same way as this pooch!

I think you will find that the 'dangerous end' of a strimmer is closer to the dogs ass than his nose Dayvo.

 

[Dayvo]

I think you will find that the 'dangerous end' of a strimmer is closer to the dogs ass than his nose Dayvo.

Well spotted, ayceejay!

The dog's posterior has been very well and neatly groomed; nose job next!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I think you will find that the 'dangerous end' of a strimmer is closer to the dogs ass than his nose Dayvo.

I was wondering!

 

[Katherine]

OW!