My Doctor Thinks I'm A Leprechaun !

I've had two blood tests in the last four weeks and I've got to have another one on Monday. I eat spinach, cabbage, broccoli, liver and drink Guinness if I have a 'pub pint'.

So why am I A Knee Mick ? ( I think that's what she means)

 

Perhaps you are being fed upon by the Nosfaratu when you sleep

 

Eeeeek !!!!!

 

What's the disadvantage of being a 'knee mick'? () because i think i'm one aswell but i don't think it's a problem.

 

Is a 'knee mick' similar to a 'shin pad'...?

 

More a shein pad !!

 

Liver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????

 

A Scouser!

 

Did he lose 'cos the leprechaun gave him a Glasgow kiss to his nuts* ?
Or was this an alcohol fuelled fantasy ??

* Would have to jump obviously !!

 

BJB
I'll admit defeat, you've lost me there, Fwwoooomm, straight over my head.
Tell me why Halloween ? Please