My father

[Fnaar]

Some time in the distant past, I have total recall of the way in which melodic compositions caused a taughtening of facial muscles resulting in an uplift of the corners of my labia.

 

[bleakanddivine]

Some time in the distant past, I have total recall of the way in which melodic compositions caused a taughtening of facial muscles resulting in an uplift of the corners of my labia.

That made me smile too, and I believe I may have felt the hint of a rise in my testicles.

 

[bleakanddivine]

Whoa, pull over a minute will you, Pat.

Pat, I wonder if you could just check in that big mailbag that Jess is asleep on in the back of your van there, the one that you've just picked up from the Pencaster Sorting Office, and see if you've got anything to deliver to the Goggins household today.

Mrs Goggins said she'd write regularly, but I haven't had anything yet, and it's been nearly a week now.

She's off to stay with her sister across the valley in Ingledale and early every morning, just as day is dawning, I wait for that 'knock, ring, letters through your door' schtick of yours, but nothing's come yet. Ted Glen, the carpenter, said he'd heard there might be some industrial action in the Greendale post-office?

 

[bleakanddivine]

Take 22.7g of paddy-field grain, (costing no more than 1p), and add molasses in the ratio 1:1.

This is the model monetary policy uses to describe the way M3, (the broadest definition of financial instruments) circulates in the economy.

The stoat-like creature retorts onomatopoeically.

 

[TheDoctor]

Advise me what you'd like, what you'd really really like!

 

[bleakanddivine]

Certain individuals attempt to d-denigrate me and my friends,
The sole reason for this being that we are, by nature, relatively g-gregarious.

(I'm referring to that subset of the human race born contemporaneously to me)

 

[Beardie]

Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I ponder thy nature specific.
Loftily poised in the ether capacious,
Vaguely resembling a gem carbonacious.

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh, brilliant.
That is totally fantastic!!
*approves*

 

[PaulB]

Saunter forth, saunter forth encompassing optimism in your four-chambered cardiac muscle and under no circumstances will you be allowed to saunter unaccompanied.

Cheer. Whistle. Silence.

 

[bleakanddivine]

Her bashfulness dissuaded her from leaving the changing cubicle.
She was experiencing extreme self-consciousness.
She was too coy to make her exit from the beach hut.
She was paranoid that an onlooker might realise that:

For swimming apparel she had chosen a very risque ultra-revealing scanty micro-costume, named after an eponymous Pacific atoll, and designed in two sections to strategically shield her ladies' bits, as a bare minimum, from public gaze.

It was adorned with an unsophisticated pattern of a series of small pale lemon dots of equal spacing and dimensions, and this was the occasion of its first public airing.

 

[Brains]

Scintillate, scintillate, globule vivific,
Fain would I ponder thy nature specific.
Loftily poised in the ether capacious,
Vaguely resembling a gem carbonacious.

Brilliant, but I've not figured out what it is - raindrops

 

[bleakanddivine]

Brilliant, but I've not figured out what it is - raindrops

You mean - how you wonder what it is.

 

[Speicher]

Even from here I can see the twinkle in Beardie's eye. ...

 

[Chuffy]

Even from here I can see the twinkle in Beardie's eye. ...

He's a little star isn't he?

 

[TheDoctor]

One hesitates to enquire, although proceeds to do so anyway.
Is it true that 'mates' are powered from batteries (or the mains)?
As my one has ceased to function
I have nobody to lavish my affections upon.