My father

[TheDoctor]

Firstly one inserts one's right arm, then one removes it from therein
Insert it again and generally agitate it
One does the "hokey cokey" and one rotates upon the spot
The sum and outcome of this is the key to many things
I like this game, though I don't get wafflycat's on page 2)

And now, the end is near...

And so on.

 

[cheadle hulme]

M(n) = 1/n * [n^2(n^2 + 1)/2] = (n^3 +n)/2

 

[TheDoctor]

OK, cheadle hulmes and Arch's are confusing me...

 

[Joe24]

A guy i knew was quite into dope smoking..several of us sat there one day and he piped up
'it's the martians'

eh ?

'Its the bloody martians..they're taking all the water'

[tumbleweed mode]...we looked at each other [/tumbleweed mode]

We had a guy come into work
He walked in, mumbling, went over to some coat, walked out the door and said
"they are always to blame they are"
"Who are?" i said back to him
"they are, they are always to blame when there is a murder"
And to that, he walked out!

 

[Arch]

OK, cheadle hulmes and Arch's are confusing me...

I'll give you a clue, I can play the chords for the second of mine on my ukulele.

Not that that helps, remotely.

 

[TheDoctor]

Thanks for that! It's the second one that's puzzling me.

I *may* have to paraphrase Karn Evil 9 by Emerson Lake and Palmer...

And I think Joe24 is playing a different game entirely. Unless he's being very good with the paraphrasing and choice of source material.

 

[beanzontoast]

In the event that an inexplicable occurence should manifest itself not far from the environs immediately surrounding your abode,
Which of the available phone numbers will you select to dial?
In the event that the appearance of said manifestation should not resemble anything of which you are familiar and indeed take on characteristics exhibiting all that is bad,
Which of the available phone numbers will you select to dial?

 

[Arch]

verse 2:

You had a virtually unshakeable belief, but still you required further evidence. You watched as the lady performed her ablutions on top of the building. Her gorgeous appearance, and the reflected lumens from a large celestial body caused you to be vanquished. She secured you with flexible cordage to an item of culinary seating apparatus, she destroyed your regal perch and gave you a new coiffure, and by these means, she induced you to utter a hymn of praise.

Praise the Lord… Etc…

 

[TheDoctor]

Spectre Disintegration Service!!!

 

[wafflycat]

A couple of diminutive young males acquired a pair of small items of euipment designed for pleasurable activity. Each had a facsimile of an equine made of secondary xylem of a perennial angiosperm. In a manner that is not homosexual but is descriptive of innocent delight, they indulged in pleasurable activity every day of the temperate season containing the warmest of those days. They were both experienced in warfare, naturally.

 

[Blackandblue]

verse 2:

You had a virtually unshakeable belief, but still you required further evidence. You watched as the lady performed her ablutions on top of the building. Her gorgeous appearance, and the reflected lumens from a large celestial body caused you to be vanquished. She secured you with flexible cordage to an item of culinary seating apparatus, she destroyed your regal perch and gave you a new coiffure, and by these means, she induced you to utter a hymn of praise.

Praise the Lord… Etc…

Could this be by a very very young avian creature?

 

[PaulB]

A couple of diminutive young males acquired a pair of small items of euipment designed for pleasurable activity. Each had a facsimile of an equine made of secondary xylem of a perennial angiosperm. In a manner that is not homosexual but is descriptive of innocent delight, they indulged in pleasurable activity every day of the temperate season containing the warmest of those days. They were both experienced in warfare, naturally.

Maggie Thatcher's favourite song. Allegedly!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The representation of a single entity for the currency.
The natural number following the above for the staged entertainment.
The first odd prime number to be prepared and available.
We shall now depart, leave, proceed.

 

[beanzontoast]

A couple of diminutive young males acquired a pair of small items of euipment designed for pleasurable activity. Each had a facsimile of an equine made of secondary xylem of a perennial angiosperm. In a manner that is not homosexual but is descriptive of innocent delight, they indulged in pleasurable activity every day of the temperate season containing the warmest of those days. They were both experienced in warfare, naturally.

Can you tell what it is yet?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

But don't you step on my blue suede shoes