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tdr1nka

Taking the biscuit
Attend, beautiful women from all countries,
There is something genuine about my person I wish to present to you,
So impart this to minors of both gender.
Inform your close family also.
As a group we will shortly be decsending, you can rely on common sense.
Elevate your palms & digits with no apparent concern,
Hover away from individuals who halt and become inquisitive,

Express yourself with rythmic body movement,
Express yourself with rythmic body movement,
Express yourself with rythmic body movement for my sole consideration,

Mother, here now please, infant, explain the unit of vocabulary?
 
My (male) partner in this song was regarded as a reasonable representation of masculine attractiveness
My (female) partner in this song was regarded as being representative of female attractiveness, although somewhat short of absolute beauty
You were the reigning female sovereign of America's principal port of entry
At the point when the assembled group of musicians had ceased making music
The assembled crowd made a primal sound indicating that they would prefer the group of musicians to continue
A well known singer, famous for wives, mafia connections and a preference for conducting his life in a fashion entirely suited to himself was making full use of a playground facility
Those people who had an excessive quantity of an organic compound in which a hydroxyl group (-OH) is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl or substituted alkyl group circulating in their bloodstream, in their entirety, were vocalising.
Myself and my (female) partner then osculated on an angular arrangement of walls.
Following this we performed a homage to Terpsichore during the period that the Sun was below the horizon.
The juvenile males (so named, although not actually in that age category) arranged in a choral arrangement affiliated to the constabulary of Americas primary port of entry were harmoniously vocalising a body of water primarily demarcated by land and located on the coast of Ireland.
Also the collection of simple idiophones were chiming in an outward direction because the calendrical point indicated that it was a Christian feast which, although ostensibly celebrating the birth of a Christian saviour, was based primarily on pagan Solstice worship.

You (female protagonist) are a brace of gluteal muscles
You (male protagonist) are dried and decayed wood used as kindling
You (female protagonist) are a promiscuous old woman misusing opiates
You (female protagonist) are supine, in a near death state, on a regular coalescence of falling liquid, contained in a sleeping arrangement.
You (male protagonist) are a soft, non-rigid container filled with the impurities that may form on liquid or near liquid substances. You are the larval form of a number of insects.
You (male protagonist) are an inexpensive and Phthiraptera infested bundle of firewood.
Enjoyable Christian appropriation of pagan solstice worship to the crudely expressed gluteal arrangement belonging to you
I (female protagonist) make a vocal offering to a singular deity that this festive time is the ultimate that we experience.
 

Noodley

Guest
Chuffy said:
My (male) partner in this song was regarded as a reasonable representation of masculine attractiveness

Is it Adam Ant? Dog East dog? no, maybe Ant Music....Prince Charming?
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Location
The TerrorVortex
Not Adam Ant, no.
It was December 24th in the inebriated Challenger (or similar tracked armoured car with a feck-off big gun on it).
 

Flying_Monkey

Recyclist
Location
Odawa
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH...

I find the current situation to be utterly insufferable, and I am congnisent of the fact that you worked out in advance a method that led to the said situation,
I will therefore attempt to correct any misapprehension concerning this situation which is not unlike the scandal surrounding the infamous 1972 burglary of a luxurious hostelry in the capital of the United States of America later proven to have been authorised by then President Nixon,
I truly find any repetitive movement in a backwards and forwards motion to be be unacceptable at a time when I am in this location,
Because your globular glass object used for scrying or prognostication is ironically not as transparent as its nomenclature or actual material composition would suggest.

Thus, whilst you remain stationary in a sitting position and attempt through mental deliberation to ascertain the reason,
I feel as if I have a rather sharp and painful pointed woody projection in a lateral area of my body which is so painful that it makes me curse in a most common and vulgar manner,
I have to exclaim and take the Lord's name in vain, for it appears to be an optical effect caused by heated air most commonly seen in desert regions,
I am most insistent in proclaiming to you the undoubted truth that this situation is one best described as a treacherous action designed to undermine or prevent an action whose etymology can be traced to the act of French weavers in placing an article of wooden footware in an inconvenient location so as to disrupt the machines in their place of work.

etc. :smile:
 

threebikesmcginty

Corn Fed Hick...
Location
...on the slake
You don't appear to be the eldest daughter of Mrs and Mrs Louis Bardot,
Likewise one cannot claim to be Volodymyr Palahniuk,
Neither has one the claim to fame of being a certain curly haired child actress of the 1930s any way you look at it,
Nor alernatively Frederick Austerlitz

Collectively we can be described as being as readily available as soil beneath our feet.
Wishing you the best of fortune in the languages of France, Germany and England,
One is not dressed in the latest fashion also referring to yourself as innovative or experimental would be classed as erroneous,
in the place of daring being equated to lovliness collectively a low denomination Indian coin wouldn't be parted with,
Affection towards aquatic birds, all of us here are known to be vulgar and as ordinary as dirt.
 
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PaulB

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
threebikesmcginty said:
You don't appear to be the eldest daughter of Mrs and Mrs Louis Bardot,
Likewise one cannot claim to be Volodymyr Palahniuk,
Neither has one the claim to fame of being a certain curly haired child actress of the 1930s any way you look at it,
Nor alernatively Frederick Austerlitz

Collectively we can be described as being as readily available as soil beneath our feet.
Wishing you the best of fortune in the languages of France, Germany and England,
One is not dressed in the latest fashion also referring to yourself as innovative or experimental would be classed as erroneous,
in the place of daring being equated to lovliness collectively a low denomination Indian coin wouldn't be parted with,
Affection towards aquatic birds, all of us here are known to be vulgar and as ordinary as dirt.

Brilliant!

No one will get that! (I did as I am a big fan of the sadly missed person in question)
 
threebikesmcginty said:
You don't appear to be the eldest daughter of Mrs and Mrs Louis Bardot,
Likewise one cannot claim to be Volodymyr Palahniuk,
Neither has one the claim to fame of being a certain curly haired child actress of the 1930s any way you look at it,
Nor alernatively Frederick Austerlitz

I deny writing 'Les Miserables'.
 
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